Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 12, 2021

Come on Vic admit it, Contessa is the “Mudlark I’d Like To…”. We’ll see how desirable she is once she’s publicly shamed by the team.

Pride goeth before the fall

Let me guess … they are either going to give Vic a group date … or they are going to hog-tie Tessie and stuff her into Vic’s van … or both?

In all reality , P 4 Oh nothing Tessi !

P1 Want a shot of Hoo for your Latte Doug? It’ll take the edge off the morning

P2 As the gears in Doug’s head grind, we wait with baited breath his deep thinking about the meaning of life

P3 Oh nothing. Hey Tessi, when you’re done preening in front of the mirror, would you close your eyes and put your hands behind your back for a minute?

P1, No, you wouldn’t care what she drives as long as she goes out with you.

P2, Doug, he’s in this strip, he has no pride.

P3, I’m hoping you’ll regret asking that question, Teazy.

P4 Have you ever been sand-bagged Tessi?

Coaches Held Hostage: Mimi, Day 51; Kaz, Day 41.

P4: “We all agree that your waist-length hair flaps around wildly and gets in the way when you try to drive to the basket. So in the best interest of the team, we’re going to hold you down and shave your head!”

Only the mayor?

If Teaser is The Mayor of THAT town, where does she keep her kitchen knife to spread all of her spreadables?

So, thanks to CK, girls who have known Tessi since grade school I’m guessing, have all of a sudden noticed stuff about her that they don’t like and are gonna do something about it to either her or Vic? They should be more worried about who CK is gonna put in her crosshairs once she’s done with Tessi.

P1 – The Mayor! I wonder how he’s doing after his shameful exit from Milford High?

P2 – Get your smug mug out of the camera! Nobody likes you.

P3 – Here it comes. Will it be my prediction, they’re going to freeze Tessi during the game? No points for her!

And speaking of points, Mopped Up Thorp earns some points for doing another crossover strip.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Other than Granny Clampet, Smokey, and a section of an old Department Store, when was the last time anyone heard the term “notion”.

I fail to see why a game of Texas Hold ’Em before a game is of any benefit to the team.

She is really letting her hair down! is this evil cabal meeting before or after the game? If before, not good teamwork; if after, why is her hair not up? Curious minds want to know

Whatever the other girls have in mind for Tessi, I suspect Vic will step up and put an end to it.

Jeez, a load of comments today amidst all this palace intrigue. P3 is definitely TM telling Mr. DeMille it is time for her close-up. And, Day 95 of Moon Held Hostage! No close-ups of him either.

P-1 Jimmy Durante’s grandson makes a cameo

I have to admit, I’m surprised by how many of these high school students drink coffee. I don’t remember any of my friends drinking coffee back in the day. I worked in a supermarket with a bunch of Marines who guzzled the stuff and got me to try it while we were on a “coffee break.” I hated it, never had another cup, and went back to drinking Teem (the Pepsi version of Sprite) on the morning break.