Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 09, 2021

Wallace has it right—Why not make grade school arithmetic interesting?

If the result is the same …?

How the heck does he come up with these ideas???

“If you have 4 apples and oranges and you eat two and they turn out to have worms and you throw everything back up right away, how many do you have left?” Hey Wallace, you’re right, it’s a boring question. Let’s go back to UFOs.

yeah wallace its math not history in snug harbor

I admit I agree with Wallace here!

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You have a hundred, because the Mother Ship comes to their rescue with more scout ships!

You have more than ONE hundred, because the enemy fleet comes out of hyperspace & each BiG ship carries multitudinous squadrons of small fighter ships! But, we all know, “It’s a Trap!”

Got a good chuckle from the alien speech bubbles.

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Four students walk into a classroom. One removes his face to reveal he’s an alien invader bent on destroying the world. How many chalkboard erasers will it take to subdue him and save the planet?

If there are three girls in you class who have pigtails and you yank on five pigtails before you are sent to the principal’s office, how many hours will you spend in detention?

… now assume that one of the spaceships taken by the Kraken is ripped in half, but still can fly. Now how many Scout ships do you have?

Two scout ships and the Kraken saves the day and saves earth. Hurrah…..

Zero – the other 2 turn tail and run.

He’s just adding some spice to math class, and I daresay that can never hurt—your students might actually pay attention a bit more!

Kraken don’t start playing until 2021-2022.

What about fractionally damaged ships?

Where was Wallace when I was in grade school?

I like how each alien spaceship looks like it has a little mohawk ’do.

Hey, if he’s not making pancakes during class I’d call this a win!!

She doesn’t even bat an eyelash

If you have 4 alien scout ships and Lt. Ellis shoots down two with the moonbase interceptors, how many does SKY1 and Commander Straker have to deal with?

Math questions should spice it up a little bit

Two apples are taken out by oranges? Are they at war?

It depends. If those are Vogon Scout ships and they read poetry to the kraken he may release them with apologies.