Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 24, 2021

Didn’t the dark-haired big brother have to give up drinking?

Smart bartender.

I’m w/ the bartender. That’s kind of like the one where if I managed to chug my drink without spilling, you buy, then if you manage to do the same, I buy…

A former co-worker with over 30 years of investigative experience in the military and in the civilian side actually just sent me a warning about people putting HIV infected needles on the handles of gas pumps so I should be aware, this is a person I worked with who, at the time, never fell for such blatant bullsh&^%, it is what listening to the talking heads on weird talk radio does to the jelly of your mind. Just sad.

Always bet on people misbehaving.

Bob sure looks like the old parodies of Tricky Dicky. Young people (under 50) won’t remember any of that.

I wouldn’t worry about the credit line, but your livers life expectancy.

But to have an equal share of cost for Bob and Joe the remote control should have a “random shuffle” option.

Even when there is real news, equal time is given to non-news or fake news, which, when mixed with the not quite accurate ads, turns a half hour into mulch. I no longer bother with it and have found that, in this case, absence does NOT make the heart grow fonder.

Well, CNN viewership is down 45% – MSNBC is down 26% – and Fox is just a, well, downer. Things are looking up, is say!

The pendulum has apparently swang, swung, …swinged? to the point where nobody cares about the truth, they just want someone to admit to lieing.

No one is above the law except BLM and Antifa rioters, they get bailed out in hours and liberal DA’s don’t prosecute.

Turn off Fox if you want to cut down on the big lies.

He’s talking about Jivin’-Joe Beijing-Biden I assume….

Of course BIDEN is not above the law! He just signs ANOTHER executive order WITHOUT any laws!

Republicans are big liars.

Instead of simply reporting the plain facts in understandable English, the MSM duck the issues by reporting "Today [public figure] said [unverified statement] about [current issue]. If the statement is true, report it as such. If it’s a lie, call it one.

The bartender tuned the set to CNN and scored record receipts for the night. Good thing too, ‘cause the state’s governor shut the bar down next day for Covid shutdown violations. But, in another twist o’ the plot, the POTUS sent a blank check for round umpteen stimulus money, and the barkeep retired to go put in his unemployment claim… tune in tomorrow for As The Bar Turns…

The Big Lie? If only there were just two.

There never was (and never will be) anything in the Constitution prohibiting a sitting president from being indicted. It’s true that some of Nixon’s fellow crooks once wrote a memo to that effect, but why anybody takes that seriously is beyond me. Of course, it’s also a lie that Mueller “punted” to Congress. No, he handed the ball off to Congress, and expected them to run with it. I think he honestly expected Traitor Trump to be impeached then and there, not later. (Nor twice!)

It’s not a lie, it’s the truth. Just because the Marmalade Moron and friends have gotten away with things, doesn’t make it any less true.

But he is no longer the president. You have loophole!

It’s not so much Who is Lying? as it is Who is the Lie supposed to Benefit?

Did he work for the Philly mass transit system, he may have been my brother