Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 14, 2021

Now how many comments will there be about an alien observing American daylight savings time?

No it won’t mate!! Now go back to your home planet and sulk, like a good OBLIVIOT!!

/SNIRK/

Have you considered just getting a different job? You could help Cliff with whatever it is he does. You’d be a perfect team.

What were the others using, Nerf guns? Paint balls?

You could give him an aptitude test to see if he could perform another job, perhaps a new start on earth would help. And if it turns out all he’s able to do is blindly follow an evil megalomaniac – we have those too.

He would probably miss anything he shot at.

What? Daylight savings IN SPACE? You gots to be kiddings me.

Of course we defeated them. Why do you think we’re having our after battle coffee break?

So shoot them NOW, genius…

Daylight Saving Time. Worst idea ever. Everybody hates it. It has no real savings, cost at lot in money, productive time lost and lives lost. From the office of the President. Right down. To me and you. It’s a losing proposition. But one you can’t refuse It’s the bad politics of Daylight Saving Time. Why??

My question is how did he know which time zone the orbiting station was observing? …THEN we get on to the question of daylight saving time.

And their performance reviews tend to be lethal.

Uh, last night was not Daylight Saving Time – it’s going on now and lasts for several months. It didn’t even start last night, it started early this morning.

Time is an artificial construct, People. Sorta like most GoComics comments.

Budget a little tight that only one invader is actually armed?

They sure are calm about an alien standing there with a death ray.

Umm you could’ve just simply fire the ray right now, XY-23

Fortunately for me … performance reviews completed last month! So a whole year to hide the mistakes I’m making now! :-)

Confusion to our enemies!!

Hate it when that happens.