Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 08, 2021

Blazes! Will you cut it out??

It’s good to be all fired up.

Burning Man, Nevada

Now we know what causes forest fires.

Why are you promoting a slur against homosexuals?

they sound like real burnouts…

They’re hot to trot!

Anyone else think they were fall leaf creatures at first?

If you keep acting like that, you’re going to make an ash of yourself.

must be brits……

Their comments get exhausting.

Fanning the flames?

Burnnnn!

Mind if I smoke?

What about flaming os?

So, when they “court ’n spark”, is the ‘spark’ a baby?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Z6I62yvfg

Does anyone say “flaming prix” anymore?

“I wouldn’t pi** on you if you were on fire.”

They do their dating on Tinder.

Their tweets are pretty nasty as well.

Is this the source of “Can’t Touch This”?

And then they began to intercept earth news broadcasts and quickly became eager students.

They don’t call anyone an ash haul? Opportunity flared & sputtered out.

Fried whatever brains they had, I guess.

They’re upset that the only humans who want to hang out with them arer those with large slabs of meat.

But the fire alien named Moe was known for that awesome cocktail he (supposedly) invented.

Well, if they need some creative insults, how about these?

“You’re all wet!”

“You think you’re hot fire but you’re really cold ashes!”

“Burn me!”

“You couldn’t ignite a lump of coal in the middle of a heat wave!”

“You leave me cold!”

(The Fire Aliens are invited to use any or all of these; no royalties expected.)