The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 15, 2021

What did Delaware, boys? She wore her New Jersey.

Did some artist get an Atlas for his Birthday? Next we will see Ida-ho, but being a family strip we won’t see Pocatello…

I don’t think she was a Virginia.

We only get a Chesapeake here!

And the Patapsco

Oh you don’t know the state I’m in.

Do you really need to dress her down like this?

But what did Tennessee? William?

Better cover up them ’Orioles"!

Not the Maine point of attraction.

She’s delaware of that.

But if she puts on her New Jersey, what will Delaware?

Alaska.

Is that guy wearing a new jersey?

GoComics Censor: “Ah, what a nice nap! …so, what’d I miss?”

She had an outfit with more Essex appeal, but Frederick, her Pa,tuxent and threw it into the Rising Sun…

I’m waiting for a ches-a-peek.

And in that outfit he’s wearing, you can see all the way to Trenton.

You gonna do one on Florida?

And that dress took so many Camden yards of fabric, too.

And Illinois is jealous!

Pun city this morning. I love it!

That’s pretty old, Jersey.

Thank goodness Madonna doesn’t sound like a state.

It’s tranny surgery is pending.

I can’t take it any more. I’m Oregon.

She’s showing her peninsula…

“I see Paris, I see France, ….”

Glad Scott knows it doesn’t rhyme with “fairyland.” I recently discovered that quite a few adults don’t know how to say it.

And you’ll want to avoid the harbor district.

Actually, Baltimore is at the north end of the bay; by her left shoulder.

That is one HECK of a merkin…

Funnnnnnnneeeee!