Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 23, 2021

What? Tinder? Smarty phones? In the medieval ages? I never knews.

Don’t worry Rodney you have plot armor. Better then chain mail armor because that stuff still lets arrows and sword blades threw.

Reminds me of my ex…..

This is the last part of my story, before the epilogue. Read it from the beggining in comment section for the March 8, 2021, to see how it all started.

WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – Part 12a (written with the Wizard’s perspective).

As a raven, I went behind the gate. I had to do something to let the protesters to the kingdom. I opened the gate. The crowd rammeed the guards. While the rebels were heading toward to the castle, I flought to the king’s chamber. Then, I changed to my normal self. The king seemed to be really shocked. “Wizard! What are you doing here?” he asked. “I’m here to inform you, that nobody wants you as the king anymore”, I answered. “Why?!” “You’ll find out”, I said and let Blanche, Bung, Rodney, Gwen and Duke. The fourth person shouted: “You wanted me to marry Duke, while I love Rodney!” “And you wanted to kill me and then marry her!” Duke yelled. “You almost used Wizard and me to osteal the Huns’ gold!” Rodney screamed. “Thank God Bung and I went with them! We could never see them again!” Blanche complained. “Now you know why”. “But how do you know about it?!”

Part 12b in replies

Not her fault, Rodney…you left the door wide open!

Modern media makes lots of things easier. One no longer has to think for oneself. The after effects show up every day.

Stick to the continuity, Mason-

Dude, your permission is sooo redundant. She has your replacement in the barn for a quickie before you get out of sight. Don’t feel bad when you walk the street of whispers.

Sir Rodney, I offer the same advice I gave to RJ from today’s “Rip Haywire”: “From the streets did she emerge; and to the streets she will return. And I say unto you, ‘She is for the streets’. So be not weary when she returns from whence she came.” – Future 1:1-3

Bruh she’s been doing this for a while probably

Save the effort Gwen. Tomorrow Rodney will ride into battle. And he’ll ride away just as quickly.

One must have options in mind.

“You went away, and in the morning you had not returned. What was I to do?”

I miss the cone hat on Gwen.

Just covering all the bases ….

I think that her new boyfriend is hiding under the back of her dress.

lol

She’ll use Match or E-Harmony when it’s time to find someone new, Rodney; she’s just looking for a hook-up or two for while you’re away.

It’s beenn a while since I last saw Gwen, I think she’s changed her “look”.

“If I die before you do, would you consider remarrying?”

“I’d try to have her come to your funeral with me.”

or

“If I die before you do, would you consider remarrying?”

“No way!”

(oh, she loves me so much she can’t even imagine being married to another man.)

“I’ll never make THAT mistake again.”

(amazing how well she puts on a brave face.)

Relationship Status: Probably single after tomorrow.