Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 24, 2021

Ah, the dreaded Lego Walk. I’ll talk, I’ll talk!

Could be worse, he could be making you walk at night with no lighting!

And then…

Might be he is a diabetic and hasn’t any functioning nerves left in his feet.

Actually, if you walk splay legged you would miss the lot…..

Actually, that’s not a bad idea for anti-burglar night time protection. No way a break-in wouldn’t wake the household. Unless, of course, the prowler was there to steal Legos to complete a build. Some of them might be really dedicated to finishing the big ones. :)

Looks like a “Home Alone” trick.

Here’s what you were waiting for. If you’re confused, read my story from the begginning in comment section for March 8, 2021

WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – The Epilouge (with no one’s perspective)

Here we are ending our adventure with Wizard of Id and friends. Let me tell in short, what happened next. A few days later, Sarah officially became the next head of the kingdom. The old king had a trial and it turned out it wasn’t the only one. He made people pay unfair taxes for years. Meanwhile, Spook was released from jail. He came back to family. They were always welcome at the queen’s castle. Days later, Rodney proposed to Gwen. They organized a small party to celebrate. But the most important thing of all happened just a day after Sarah’s coronation. Wizard and others were awarded with the medal of Justice Protection (footnote: the name was made up) by the queen. Then, they were asked by some reporters, to tell everything, what happened, so they could write a chronicle about it. It was titled “The biggest adventure ever: Fighting with rulers’ injustice”. It made everyone not letting happen like this again.

The end

Not bad I can use the Legos to build an escape hatch.

Isn’t it funny that, of the two torture devices pictured here—the Iron Maiden and the Legos—the Legos are the ones that actually exist? There was never an actual Iron Maiden used back in “those days”

The worst possible punishment

I wonder if there are jacks at the end? Maybe some of those D&D Dice laying around? I feel the ouch, dude.

I foresee Matchbox cars down the line.

I agree. The lego blocks are quite inhumane

Torture tactics….I’ll take the rack over Legos…

Oh, the humanity!

then there are these (a joke “lego” invented in the 3D printing community)

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4641422

Leftover Legos are the actual reason I always wear shoes indoors at my house. Otherwise I wouldn’t.

This reminds me of the day Gary Larson complained that The Far Side was being singled out for cruelty and he literally pointed to Wizard of Id… #LaughingGuilt

Severian would not approve.

wow… the cruelty mankind is capable of

Lego of him, you monster!

Ah, that’s what those were. I couldn’t tell in the paper.

I believe that is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

Follow the plastic brick road.

Eggo my leggo

And for mental torture they play “The Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” re-runs all day and night.

i can’t believe that none of the comments i have seen so far mentioned the fact that the spook actually had clothes on and not just his body hair

My kid stepped on a lego the other day. He cried, my husband said “now you know why I’m always telling you to get them off the floor,” and I just laughed my head off.