An octopus with nine tentacles would be called a nonapus. (I can hardly imagine an Amber Alert reporting Calvin, Jason Fox, Dennis Mitchell, or even the Family Circus kids.)
Somehow, a Texas Amber Alert for Chuckie and spawn is not surprising in the least. Maybe they should have issued one for Ted Booze when his daughter “kidnapped” him in Cancun.
The Chucky thing was probably a few fake names and pictures in a test plan. I was testing an application in a test system and decided to call the 1 800 number they had used on the screen, it actually directed me to a call system that wanted my credit card, then some ladies would tell me stories for $3 a minute. Not appropriate anytime. But, testing is testing, I usually use Daffy Duck and Micky Mouse.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
An octopus with nine tentacles would be called a nonapus. (I can hardly imagine an Amber Alert reporting Calvin, Jason Fox, Dennis Mitchell, or even the Family Circus kids.)
monkeysky almost 4 years ago
How exactly do you accidentally put out an Amber Alert for Chucky and his son?
Gent almost 4 years ago
Wow. What a bird.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
That godwit is a liar. I saw it napping on Waikiki.
charliefarmrhere almost 4 years ago
Who is to say, that the bird didn’t stowaway on an airliner?
sevaar777 almost 4 years ago
Somehow, a Texas Amber Alert for Chuckie and spawn is not surprising in the least. Maybe they should have issued one for Ted Booze when his daughter “kidnapped” him in Cancun.
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
Just a macho octopus.
drycurt almost 4 years ago
The amber alert wasn’t accidental. Someone put it there purposely.
khmo almost 4 years ago
“ABOUT 7,581” ? Impossible statement as we never know their flight route.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 4 years ago
Texas is fast becoming a sort of mega Florida.
Take care, may famed buckaroo Lash Rogers McHopalord be with you, and gesundheit.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The Chucky thing was probably a few fake names and pictures in a test plan. I was testing an application in a test system and decided to call the 1 800 number they had used on the screen, it actually directed me to a call system that wanted my credit card, then some ladies would tell me stories for $3 a minute. Not appropriate anytime. But, testing is testing, I usually use Daffy Duck and Micky Mouse.
tremaine53 almost 4 years ago
Yes, difficult to believe that the Texas Department of Public Safety could be THAT stupid. They must have tried REALLY hard!
stamps almost 4 years ago
And then there was Vladimir Volodsky, a short-haired nitwit who got on a train in St. Petersburg and woke up in Yakutsk.,
comixbomix almost 4 years ago
Which leads me to complete the old saying: “Don’t mess with Texas – they’re doing a splendid job of messing with themselves”.
tallyho almost 4 years ago
How is it possible to list an accidental amber alert?
diegot almost 4 years ago
Is Shizugawa anywhere near Fukushima? Mmm, I wonder if…
jg_redbirds almost 4 years ago
STFU
ncorgbl almost 4 years ago
As evidenced in February, the Texas Department of Public Safety, along with Ted Cruz, should have been doing something other.
The Bar Tailed Godwit vowed never to fly Southwest Airlines again.
Shizugawa Bay is about 125 miles from Fukushima.
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
And not a single observer noticed the bird’s tail feathers were on fire…
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
Did anyone notice the octopus had come from Fukishima?…
Crandlemire almost 4 years ago
9 limbed Octopus — proving once again that the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster has no effect on the environment.
h.v.greenman almost 4 years ago
That Godwit must have been on the same flight as my luggage
pbr50138 almost 4 years ago
Leave it to Texas to something silly as that.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Never mind the distance flown; 11 days without a meal or drink? That is the miracle!