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Reminds me of a joke I saw recently “I just made some room in the freezer sounds so much more productive than I just finished off another pint of ice cream.”
allen@home almost 4 years ago
You might get a big scoop of ice cream in the face. Depending what flavor it is might be all that bad.
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
Sage advice!
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Dishwasher broke down AGAIN!
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Portion control is not possible when eating out of the carton. That’s the point.
dflak almost 4 years ago
What does it mean when she’s “mainlining” coffee through an IV?
garcoa almost 4 years ago
You can ask her if she could leave one scoop for you.
Strider Keninginne Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Don’t ask me any silly questions when I’m sipping bourbon through a straw from the bottle.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Hey, Aunty! What’s shaking? Aside from we-all—know-what? :op
jmworacle almost 4 years ago
And especially if she has an open bottle of wine.
Marvin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Why ask the “how” when the “why” is so apparent?
jango almost 4 years ago
“Don’t ask me no questions, and I won’t tell you no lies”
Nobody_Important almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of a joke I saw recently “I just made some room in the freezer sounds so much more productive than I just finished off another pint of ice cream.”
ChrisTrey almost 4 years ago
Offer to heat her up some hot fudge sauce and she’ll be yours for life.
bakana almost 4 years ago
That depends on the Size of the carton.
A standard Ben & Jerrys pint is probably OK.
A Gallon tub, you’re in Deep Trouble.