We had one of our regulars come in late to church and as he walked in the pastor ask him to to give the closing prayer. It wasn’t even the time change weekend. We laughed so hard, totally worth it.
Or the minister could have pulled the old joke of speaking softly and saying to the congregation: “Everyone who is NOT going to Hell – please quietly stand.”
Leojim over 3 years ago
Nice job Padre, nice job!
Superfrog over 3 years ago
He was dead to the world.
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
He has him dead to rights
SamT53 over 3 years ago
Many preachers could give countless eulogies every week. The reason why is no mystery except to them.
rhpii over 3 years ago
Next week I won’t be sleeping through your sermon, but I will be napping through collections.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
I’d never fall asleep in church…my laughing’d keep me awake.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
David rocked Goliath to sleep.
dsom8 over 3 years ago
Looks like the missus is still asleep — or worse — or something.
NELS BALWIT Premium Member over 3 years ago
We had one of our regulars come in late to church and as he walked in the pastor ask him to to give the closing prayer. It wasn’t even the time change weekend. We laughed so hard, totally worth it.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
An improvement over last week’s “one cheek sneak”
Flower Girl over 3 years ago
Perhaps he was ‘coffin’ in his sleep… :)
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
I know what she was praying for. :)
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
But it was still funny….
Lana M. over 3 years ago
Thanks for the laugh, Gary!!!! :)
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
He really knew he wasn’t asleep because of the snoring.
daleandkristen over 3 years ago
She is the perfect date for Eno….until she wakes up and sees/hears him. Yes, yes, I realize she is married.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Or the minister could have pulled the old joke of speaking softly and saying to the congregation: “Everyone who is NOT going to Hell – please quietly stand.”