The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 27, 2021

A friend in need…..is a friend indeed.

In this case he had no choice for who to be friends with.

When you’re the Born Loser, you don’t catch a break from anyone. Not even your dog.

When dogs dream, do they do it in technicolor?!

;-)

As long as you keep those treats coming I will…

True. No cat will contest it.

That’s why we feed our dogs so well.

Be careful, Kewpie, he just might get another dog

Kewpie knows the situation very well.

They say that dogs love people unconditionally. I feel the same about my dogs and kids, but they both drive me crazy sometimes.

Next time he should try saying that when he is eating some pizza rolls or mini corn dogs. (Brutus, [holds up corn dog] “Kewpie… this corndog says you’re my best friend. What are your thoughts on that?” Kewpie, “BARK!” Which translates to, “you give me that corn dog and I’ll say anything you want me to say.”

Sounds like the both of them are in the DOGHOUSE.

You takes what you can gets.

Maybe not, but you are still HIS best friend and that’s what counts…..

Well, unlike the person I thought was my best friend (my soon to be ex wife who committed adultery) my dog is wonderful, loyal, loving, comforting, and is a true friend.

Regardless of how much competitive Kewpie had.

Well Brutus seems content, but Kewpie appears underwhelmed.

“POW!” Kewpie Zinger!

Kewpie is one butt-ugly but devoted dog. Probably the best kind of dog to have.

A man who loves his dog is a man worth having as a friend.