Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 29, 2021

A young man goes to his father, and asks him, “Pop, what are ‘ethics’?”“Well, son,” the dad begins, “Let me give you an example. Say you’re working at the store, and a customer comes in and makes a purchase. He hands you money, and you make change for a twenty. As he leaves the store, you look again at the bill he’s given you and realize it’s not a twenty dollar bill, but a hundred dollar bill.”“And where does ‘ethics’ come into that?” the son asks.“The ethical question is, do you tell your business partner?”

Lincoln looks a lot like Alfred E. Neuman in this sculpture.

He does! It’s an improvement.

The hoodwinker sunfish would weigh almost 1,900 pounds on Mars.

Sunfish are rather odd creatures in general. They’re so incapable of defending themselves or reliably escaping predators that their main protection is just being so inconvenient to eat that most predators give up before eating enough to kill them.

And the snow sculpture was immediately knocked down by the local Hooligans.

Imagine all the sushi or “and chips” made out of a single sunfish.

Aha. Now we knows why so many folks interested in going to Mars. Them fitness freaks who wants to lose weight.

A 1965 Volkswagen Type I, aka Beetle, weighs 1,600 lbs, so the Hoodwinker Sunfish weighs more than three of them.

If I weighed 100 pounds on earth it would mean I was ill.

I can’t even make a snow man.

Q: Why do muskmelons have to have church weddings?

A: Because they cantaloupe!!

Furthermore, you’ll never have a carburation problem with a Hoodwinker Sunfish. BELIEVE IT, OR DON’T!

Which Beetle? The new ones weigh over 3000 lbs.

And yet your mass would be the same. So would your liturgy.

Take care, may Roman Catholic Priest Papadon Enrique Mamadord be with you, and gesundheit.

So I’m not overweight. I’m just in the wrong planet.

Lincoln looks like Alfred E Newman ( The MAD Magazine guy).

And the Hoodwinker sunfish on Mars would be a fish out of water.

The ‘Henry Winkler Carp’ is an oily fish – more oily than a Volkswagen Beetle.

Prove it. It will be 54º in Cranford New Jersey today,

Where in the universe can I go to weigh a nicely sculpted 175 lbs.?

And thankfully the Hoodwinker Sunfish does not look exactly like that.

That’s a lot of fish sticks.

An acquaintance of mine once went snorkeling at night in a rather empty region and literally bumped into a sleeping ocean sunfish. It’s quite harmless to humans, but all he registered at the moment was a giant eyeball and a body that looked like just a head. He got scared enough to bite off his mouthpiece.

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So, who says you can’t make a meal out of one Sunfish?!

The Hoodwinker fish is the mascot of the International Society of Con Men…

Weight is not the same thing as mass.

Sapporo Japan has a Snow Sculpture Festival and the sculptures they make, would dwarf Robert’s.