Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 25, 2021

Not sure if this is a classic, or just baroquen.

Ives had just about enough of these bad puns.

Go on, Telemann more. I can Handel it.

While he was there, he had to Schubert where Ernie was Haydn.

When someone said they thought he was wearing a boot. He said, “No, that’s a Schumann.”

When he was done, he came Bach.

LISZTen, Horace! When everything falls ORFF the baganini when you BEaRLIOZ it, it’s because of your bad hooven

I don’t gets it, but I thinks the names of ingredients are the pun.

I have no idea Who they are talking about.

“It’s sort of sad when you think of a kid like that going through life without a sense of humor.”

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts-begins/2018/04/05

For those whose supermarkets don’t have it, smetana means cream (Czech), sour cream (Russian), and a variety of similar Eastern European dairy products.

name droppers ;+)

Marmalade was an early British band. And I guess the Peaches is half of Peaches and Herb.

and next Horace will…. “Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rye. Four and twenty blackbirds, Baked in a pie. When the pie was opened The birds began to sing; Wasn’t that a dainty dish, To set before the king.”

Schumann!

wonder how many got the Cream and Vanilla Fudge reference

I’m getting thirsty; should I have Tchai,kovsky, or tea?

How long you gonna keep me hangin’ on with that vanilla fudge?

If he remembered the cream, they can still make Schubert.

Sweet, Sugarloaf, anyone?Hey! If it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it!My dad always said: “If you’re cold, get Chopin.”

We don’t see horses in the grocery store where I work very often

Maybe it’s because I work nights

Puns like this really tick me Orff.

He always is late coming Bach, but is Offenbach sooner…

Achatz Pie makers put the raspberries to good use after wrestling them away from Eric Carmen.

♪♪ Go awl the whey…..♪♪

Just poking around, not joking or parking.

Not in my education.

Bestselling Alpert album: Whipped Cream and Other Delights.

Similar vintage, The Turtles (also a shockingly sweet nut & caramel confection).