Close to Home by John McPherson for March 30, 2021

Deranged marriage with a deranged bride.

Can’t argue with that. He clearly is a maroon.

Should have signed a pre-not-your-target agreement… as they say in Mexico, “Sal Si Puedes”

I think it was someone wise (and probably a life long bachelor) that said ’It’s better to have loved then lost than to be married to a psycho all your life." ;D

Oooooh!! Hit me! Hit me again!!!

Don’t argue with the lady! Sign the annulment papers immediately!

So.. just another normal marriage?

It could become a Rearranged Marriage – the bride may rearrange some things in the head of the groom.

The groom may be thinking, “You’re right.” or “I know you are. But what am I?” or “I know I am and so are you.”

Wow that didn’t take long, my wife at least waited until we got into to bed then she started laughing like hell, from here I’ll let you guess at what.

Either way, it’s wrong! LOL

“all women are crazy, it’s to what degree” W.C Fields….

I think I’ve dated her before.

Well, I’m thinking the local constabulary will get to know these two real well.

The fun has just begun!

Got those divorce papers ready?

I bet she has no idea what derange is. Nor devacuum cleaner.

Home, home on derange …

I never knew what happiness was until I got married.

There’s a difference?

What a catch she is. Now you know why she was married three times before.

1. Engagement ring.

2. Wedding ring.

3. Suffering.

Not off to a really good start…..

I think you’re safe over there, Bleeb.

I thought you were supposed to toss the bouquet, not weaponize it!!!!! I have been to a wedding where it was obvious the minister was trying to talk them out of it. Then she started b1tching at the groom for having trouble putting on the ring. It did not end well.

Stay safe Little Alien Dude. This is a crazy planet. :)

Oh, good: Bleeb got away from Dalcon.

Do it to me one more time.

Don’t brides usually wait a week or so?

She should have known that going in, since he married her.

can he ask for DO-OVER!

She got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout……