Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 02, 2021

Well done!

Hope they get than Fonky Cold Moderna!

All this pandemic and quarantine business just drives you Black Sabbath’s Paranoid. When I’m hungry and want to eat at a restaurant I can’t Rolling Stones Get No Satisfaction. I can’t meet my friends for my Beatles Birthday party so I’ll Beatles Cry Instead. Locked up all alone I’ll just in my Led Zeppelin Presence, have a Tea For One. What can I say, R.E.M. It’s the End of the World As We Know It, But I Feel Fine.

In my area, they’re trying desperately to find anyone who Hasn’t had a shot.

Really funny today if also bitterly ironic.

Gotta say, considering all the positive/negative news, comments and opinions, the changes of procedures and rules, the political hacking, I think I might go with the last two lines from National Lampoon’s Deteriorata. [Trump’s National Anthem]

No problem in our town. Clinics almost every day for anyone 16 or over.

Still haven’t found… should never play in a retail establishment.

Nothing compared to doing your taxes

I guess since some places are now offering vaccines on a walk-in basis the playlist can include Aerosmith’s “Walk This Way”…

When you get the shot, Lionel Richie’s “Stuck on you”.

Thaves and the above commenters – so very clever. Loved it.

Try (Like a surgeon) by Weird Al Yankavic the is the last resort

Ah. A shot in the dork.

They allowed Billy Joel to cut in line, he’s a big shot.

And however you choose to do it, all of you please avoid the “Dead Man’s Curve”…

I felt pretty rotten the day after my second jab, having a “Psychotic Reaction” (Count Five). Now that I’m fully vaccinated, I expect things will be “Getting Better” (Beatles). But don’t forget to shed “96 Tears” (? and the Mysterians) for the nearly 600,000 (USA) or 3.2 million (worldwide) who will never be able to laugh (or groan) at a pun again.

Good one, but must have been written about a month ago, now that many places in U.S. are bribing people to get them to come in for the jab.

the pharmacy at a store i was at made an announcement that they had one shot of Moderna is anyone was interested in getting it…never thought i would here that. we have come a long way after what it was like trying to get one a couple months ago!

Law enforcement officers were early in line for the vaccine, so they had “I Shot the Sheriff” added to the playlist.

After you get the shot you may feel some side effects but just relax and listen to the Eagle’s Peaceful Easy Feeling but if you start to feel sick you’ll get a peaceful queezy feeling

I lucked out on the vacine, I live in section 8 housing with many older/disabled recidents so they sent a team to us about 6 weeks ago.

Around here they are searching for people to take it.

Stayin’ Alive sounds appropriate for a search since the chorus is “somebody help me, I’m going nowhere” (which summarizes the whole depressing movie, but I digress).

I can prove via dated emails that the last part of this was stolen from me, but Legal Aid says I don’t have a case.