My first construction boss used to say “You have 10 seconds to get rid of it, and then you should just draw a line around it so you can find it to pull during lunch break.” So I got good at using my pen-knife as a scalpel to extract splinters. But I’ve become considerably more solicitous of my own pain these days, so I use a straight pin and tweezers. And a magnifying lens… Though most recently, the problem was on the bottom of my foot, and Spouse had to do the extraction. Using tweezers.
Super great today with the precious Roscoe in two of the four frames . Frame one his eyes reacting to the question and then reacting to Earls response in the last frame is just wonderful , thanks to Brian for a great strip today .
At Harbor Freight they sell a little rotary device for trimming nose hair and ear hair. Surgical steel blades and designed not to harm you. Of course they are made in China.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
I’d be surprised Earl did take Opal’s tweezers, but used them to pick ticks and fleas out of Roscoe.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
My first construction boss used to say “You have 10 seconds to get rid of it, and then you should just draw a line around it so you can find it to pull during lunch break.” So I got good at using my pen-knife as a scalpel to extract splinters. But I’ve become considerably more solicitous of my own pain these days, so I use a straight pin and tweezers. And a magnifying lens… Though most recently, the problem was on the bottom of my foot, and Spouse had to do the extraction. Using tweezers.
eromlig over 3 years ago
If Earl never tweezes, that’s probably not a mustache…
Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Earl obviously doesn’t live in tick country.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Tweeze or not to Tweeze??
That is Earl’s conundrum!
iggyman over 3 years ago
I guess Earl has never had a splinter in his hands!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Earl’s a No-Tweezer-Geezer!
Breadboard over 3 years ago
After Tweezing of the eyebrows the next beauty trick of the day will be finger smashing so the finger nails will not need to be painted ;-)
Pet over 3 years ago
….and it shows.
pcolli over 3 years ago
Tweeze & shwubz….
jagedlo over 3 years ago
It’s been too long since I’ve complemented Roscoe, but that is one good facial expression in the final panel!
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
“Tweeze” is an underappreciated verb.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Today they wax not tweeze! Probably the reason he’s got one unibrow! LOL
ERBEN2 over 3 years ago
Super great today with the precious Roscoe in two of the four frames . Frame one his eyes reacting to the question and then reacting to Earls response in the last frame is just wonderful , thanks to Brian for a great strip today .
I'll fly away over 3 years ago
Mom used to “sterilize” the end of a needle and dig them out. Ouch!!!
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
My goal when I become an old codger is to remember to trim my eyebrows (I will never be Andy Rooney!), tame nose and ear hairs, and shave my neck.
david_42 over 3 years ago
And he doesn’t seem to have the Curse of the Old Man Earhair, either.
magicwalnut over 3 years ago
I’m jealous of hairy-eyebrowed men. Due to (I suspect)lifelong tweezing, I now have to paint my eyebrows on!
Bookworm over 3 years ago
“Tweeze” (n. pl.): the reason Barry Kripke (of The Big Bang Theory) cannot see the forest.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
I never tweeze either but my wife has different standards and has scissors ready everytime I go out.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
I think Roscoe is laughing at Earl?
jader3rd over 3 years ago
My wife finds it emotionally bonding to tweeze my eyebrows.
jscarff57 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just because he hasn’t tweezed, doesn’t mean he doesn’t NEED to…
rstove428 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Painful, but true: I remember my first gray pubic (can I write that in here?) hair. Tweezed it. Ah, the foolish vanity of the (relatively) young.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I started plucking out the grey eyebrows for the sake of uniformity. Soon, I’ll have to switch to plucking out the dark ones. :)
dlaemmerhirt999 over 3 years ago
Not even for splinters?!?
Natarose over 3 years ago
what eyebrows?
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
“ Eyebrows” always make me think of Eugene Levy. That man has SERIOUS eyebrows.
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
Various tweezers are great tools when working with crushed glass.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Doesn’t look like she has much to tweeze anymore.
WilliamDoerfler over 3 years ago
Mine are zircon encrusted.
mfrasca over 3 years ago
Please her with a tweezer.
katzenbooks45 over 3 years ago
He’s probably got more hair in his ears than on his head.
JP Steve Premium Member over 3 years ago
Anyone remember the MAD First Aid Kit with tweezers, tweezer squeezers and tweezer squeezer seizers?
(that may be the hardest thing I’ve ever typed on GoComics!)
Charlie Fogwhistle over 3 years ago
At Harbor Freight they sell a little rotary device for trimming nose hair and ear hair. Surgical steel blades and designed not to harm you. Of course they are made in China.
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
No single tweeze for the sleeze
w16521 over 3 years ago
Roscoe approves!
pbr50138 over 3 years ago
At Earl’s age, he HAS TO HAVE unwanted hair in unwanted places to tweeze away.