Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 23, 2021

She won’t be so romantic if you don’t shave.

I was asked that a few weeks ago. I assumed the answer was implied by the question.

Kinda sad?

If SHE stopped shaving her pits and legs and whatever else, he might get upset.

Inscrutable. He was never incurable.

I agree with him, especially since I’m behind a mask whenever we go out.

Zing!

If she’s willing to shave her legs, you can shave your face. Don’t blow it……

Mrs. Baker.

Is she cured of the delusion that he was a incurable romantic?

After encountering stubble on my wife after an experiment in shaving, I find myself more sympathetic and avoid subjecting her to that coarse sensation.

A morning shadow is being cast around @ 700 hours ( ך ) like a hockey stick in a pricker bush.

When a woman asks if you are going to shave, it’s a polite way to say SHAVE.

My dad was always clean shaven, and very tidy in his appearance. But my mother told me that on rare occasions when they were home together, with no plans to go anywhere, he would ask her, “Do you mind if I don’t shave today?”

I have not shaved since 1973. I’m on my 4th wife now.