Kliban by B. Kliban for April 14, 2021

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    Short an arm and two tentacles but that’s only part of the hashed puzzle.

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    deepstblu  almost 4 years ago

    “Come ’n listen to a story ’bout a squid named Jed…”

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    I bet the guy’s a bachelor.

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    JB10000Lakes  almost 4 years ago

    “Ooh, my head,” he said, after having read.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Oy!

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    donwalter  almost 4 years ago

    …uhhh…that squid’s dead…

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    During the day it tends its octopus’ garden in the sea.

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    jamestipton222  almost 4 years ago

    He’s pining for the fjords.

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    “I’d like to be under the sea

    In an octopus’s garden with you!”

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 4 years ago

    Call him Mari.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “My name is little Bongo.

    I sing this little song-o.

    Every time I raise my hand,

    The teacher says I’m wrong-o."

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Fred said he wanted the sea bed.

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    plaidley  almost 4 years ago

    Ethelred.

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    Ray  almost 4 years ago

    Unpublished early attempt by Dr. Seuss – “The Squid in the Bed”.

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    lagoulou  almost 4 years ago

    A squid in the hand is worth more than 2 in the sea bed….

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    Excerpt from “On Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” by Dr. Seuss

    Who am I? … My name is Ned. … I do not like my little bed.

    This is no good. … This is not right. … My feet stick out of bed at night.

    And when I pull them in, Oh dear! … My head sticks out of bed up here!

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