Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 22, 2021

Is that snow, mashed potatoes, or popcorn ?

If life conjures lemons, turn off the autocorrect on your wand.

Baking Soda and Vinegar Volcano simulation on Steroids.

Reminiscent of a movie (starring Doris Day and James Garner) “The Thrill of it All” with Doris advertising for Happy Soap.

So, that’s how shaving foam was invented.

WIZ, You where suppose to put the bunny hill on the other side of the castle!

Coke & Mentos

“Wheel of Portions”…needs a Vanna White or something…

That was sud-den!

That’s a lotta bi-carb.

One of these days, the ghoul will complain big time.

Hey! I know that potion. It’s the same one I used when I put Dawn Dishwashing liquid in my new dishwasher. Oh the fun of shoveling suds. …weeeee…

Well I did have snow yesterday. And what is that all about? Snow in April? What happened to Spring?

That’s a lot of lotion.

If wiz and spirit have dilated pupils then that most definitely is NOT snow

adding florp to my list of great words from comics

Never use liquid dish soap in an automatic dishwasher.

IS it just me or did anyone else flash back to the movie “UHF” and the “Wheel Of Fish”?

next time remember: crow feet and eye of newt, yes. crow feet and lizard tails, no. And be glad it didn’t go boom

I’ll take an extra vowel.

That explains the 2" of snow Tuesday morning that melted by noon.

I can just imagine how wrong an “inpantation” might go…

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆)

“Florp” was used by Donn Martin fifty years ago in MAD.

Wizard plans to run for president in 2024. He’s an expert at snow jobs…

“WIZARD!!”

“Gee Mr Wizard, what happens if I mix these two chemicals?” [BOOOOOOOOOOM!!](Later that week at Timmy’s funeral…)

You end up west of the Andes?

Wizard’s frosted side!

Later,…

“Wizard, the vinegar is out!”

bad spell