Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 26, 2021

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    Vilyehm  over 3 years ago

    Phred would know.

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the sign at the DMV, “If your picture looks like you it’s not yours.”

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Is it mandatory to write names?

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    They’ll get your name wrong AND overcharge you.

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    wiatr  over 3 years ago

    Mine chances would be nil.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    I told them my name was Q. They wrote “Cue”.

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    Give ’em any name you like as long as you get the order you wanted.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bil wil soon find out.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Good luck, Ed.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Slime and nun.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I heard a comedian tell a story that I believe is just dumb enough to have actually happened. He has a friend who goes by the name JB Stewart. JB needed to get his drivers license renewed at the DMV. So, he wrote on the form, J (only), B (only) Stewart. It came back, Jonly Bonly Stewart.

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    BBG , For Bearded Bald Guy what else?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What are the chances I’d care?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Maybe these aren’t (all) misspellings. For instance:

    Cofee could mean: you pay part, insurance pays another part.

    Expreso might mean: it’s no longer (ex) before (pre) so = It’s not do, re, mi, or fa anymore

    Late might mean that if they say it will be ready in 5 minutes, you might get it in 20 minutes.

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    davanden  over 3 years ago

    It doesn’t matter how they spell it, as long as they pronounce it right.

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    They will always have his name Wright!

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Only if your name is “Wright” will they spell it “Right”.

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    possible low, so it’ll be funny to see what it says.

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    Darryl Heine  over 3 years ago

    All the spellings are missing 1 letter!

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    …and Rumpelstiltskin was his name!

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    redback  over 3 years ago

    change your name to Bingo

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    I never give my real name

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    I don’t know, Mr. Wright.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    True story..Ingrid was spelled Angry.

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    thepinkbaroness  over 3 years ago

    Gee, Rubber — ahem! I mean Robert — I don’t know.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 3 years ago

    As long as you get your coffee, what does it matter?

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    DondiDoo  over 3 years ago

    What are the chances they’ll get your order right?

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    “Not so good Macchiato

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Must be one them knock-off coffee shops.

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    harvey812abc  over 3 years ago

    Not very good Joe.

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    rick92040  over 3 years ago

    NO chance Swirly.

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    I’ll take a cuppa Javvah

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    tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Just don’t spell it Late For Dinner.

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