The Goops they lick their fingers and the Goops they lick their knives: They spill their broth on the tablecloth. Oh, they lead disgusting lives! The Goops they talk while eating, and loud and fast they chew; and that is why I’m glad that I am not a Goop, are you?
How about teaching the life skill of sorting out undesirable vegetables (like peas, carrots, and celery) that someone (must have mistakenly) mixed in with some other foods.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
It works. Bread’s good for that, too.
juncarlo over 3 years ago
He’s misunderstood, but he is a very clever man.
eromlig over 3 years ago
I eat my peas with honey / I’ve done it all my life. / It makes my peas taste funny / But it keeps them on my knife.
Lucy Rudy over 3 years ago
That’s what my dad said the piece of bread was for. He always had a piece of buttered bread on his plate.
kenharkins over 3 years ago
That’s what biscuits are for.
Doug K over 3 years ago
How about life skill how to avoid eating any peas.
Perplexed over 3 years ago
Knives work for that too, but that would entail setting the table with them.
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Goopsby Gillette Burgess
The Goops they lick their fingers and the Goops they lick their knives: They spill their broth on the tablecloth. Oh, they lead disgusting lives! The Goops they talk while eating, and loud and fast they chew; and that is why I’m glad that I am not a Goop, are you?
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Finish your peas before all the other food that you can push them up against, to get them on your fork ,are gone.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Just for today..corny adventures.
well-i-never over 3 years ago
Bank them up against your mashed potatoes. Loose peas go back in the pot when no one’s looking. Life skill.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
I want you to eat every carrot and pea on your plate…(old joke)
admiree2 over 3 years ago
All he is saying is give peas a chance.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Some things are better taught by Dad…..
Nala the Great over 3 years ago
I just mash them with the fork or mix them into the mashed potatoes. Problem solved!
David P. McLaughlin over 3 years ago
Use a SPOON!
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
I put them in when I make oatmeal. You know, peas porridge.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Peas need smashed potatoes. Just mix them together and no problem!!!
Cozmik Cowboy over 3 years ago
As a song my Mom sang when I was kid says: “Always mix your peas with your potatoes/That makes eating with your knife a cinch”.
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Peas are nasty. I always just rolled them into the garbage can.
Doug K over 3 years ago
How about teaching the life skill of sorting out undesirable vegetables (like peas, carrots, and celery) that someone (must have mistakenly) mixed in with some other foods.
sandflea over 3 years ago
Just make a pile of them and lick the plate.
T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62 over 3 years ago
For Daniel’s sake, use a food-grade PRONGER is you can’t find a tuning fork!!!!