Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 29, 2021

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It works. Bread’s good for that, too.

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    juncarlo  over 3 years ago

    He’s misunderstood, but he is a very clever man.

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    I eat my peas with honey / I’ve done it all my life. / It makes my peas taste funny / But it keeps them on my knife.

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    Lucy Rudy  over 3 years ago

    That’s what my dad said the piece of bread was for. He always had a piece of buttered bread on his plate.

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    kenharkins  over 3 years ago

    That’s what biscuits are for.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    How about life skill how to avoid eating any peas.

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    Perplexed  over 3 years ago

    Knives work for that too, but that would entail setting the table with them.

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    walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The Goopsby Gillette Burgess

    The Goops they lick their fingers and the Goops they lick their knives: They spill their broth on the tablecloth. Oh, they lead disgusting lives! The Goops they talk while eating, and loud and fast they chew; and that is why I’m glad that I am not a Goop, are you?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Finish your peas before all the other food that you can push them up against, to get them on your fork ,are gone.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    Just for today..corny adventures.

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    well-i-never  over 3 years ago

    Bank them up against your mashed potatoes. Loose peas go back in the pot when no one’s looking. Life skill.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I want you to eat every carrot and pea on your plate…(old joke)

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    All he is saying is give peas a chance.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Some things are better taught by Dad…..

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    Nala the Great  over 3 years ago

    I just mash them with the fork or mix them into the mashed potatoes. Problem solved!

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    David P. McLaughlin  over 3 years ago

    Use a SPOON!

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    Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I put them in when I make oatmeal. You know, peas porridge.

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    Peas need smashed potatoes. Just mix them together and no problem!!!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 3 years ago

    As a song my Mom sang when I was kid says: “Always mix your peas with your potatoes/That makes eating with your knife a cinch”.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Peas are nasty. I always just rolled them into the garbage can.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    How about teaching the life skill of sorting out undesirable vegetables (like peas, carrots, and celery) that someone (must have mistakenly) mixed in with some other foods.

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    sandflea  over 3 years ago

    Just make a pile of them and lick the plate.

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    T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62   over 3 years ago

    For Daniel’s sake, use a food-grade PRONGER is you can’t find a tuning fork!!!!

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