Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 13, 2021

oh, first stegosaurus, you didn’t…

Dino party foul!

I like to eat some types of apples, but I can’t stand apple juice.

He stirred it with his thagomizer? How rude!

(Thank you, Gary Larson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomizer )

Stir it up Little darlin’, stir it up…

Where has his tail been? (Did he wash it before he came to the table?)

“What’s the big deal? It’s only been on the ground since my shower!”

I always stir my drink with my “thagomizer”. For Far Side fans.

I only like natural apple juice. The kind that looks more like cider instead of pee.

If you can’t go more than 1 minute without annoying or offending your date, she will probably not end up as your mate. However, that does not preclude mating a bit just to be sure.

Why not. It’s how he carries the donuts. (You aren’t supposed to lick it clean at the table).

I’m enjoying Dinosaur Cafe. Just don’t overuse “and then they were all killed by a meteor“ as punchlines.

I’ll call you. (After the fall)

Dealbreaker!

Hmmm.. They’d be stegosauruses is they had that feature that serves as a shield for their necks and shoulders. But oddly, they DON’T.

If you don’t have to shake the bottle, its not real fruit juice.

i prefer my apple juice fermented, as in hard cider…

Did B.C. suddenly take over this strip? ; )

Miss Manners is spinning in her grave. Oh, wait. She hasn’t been born yet! :)

Apples are great. Apple juice is not. Same with tomatoes.

What’s the problem? Spoons won’t be invented for millions of years.

Fruit trees hadn’t evolved yet during the Cretaceous period.

Steggie was a family favorite since my eldest was three! He amazed his paternal grandfather, a retired Army full colonel at the Smithsonian when he was four, and saw the Stegosaurus display. Leaping up and down, he yelled, “Steggie, grandpa, look it’s Steggie, Stegosaurus, my FAVORITE DINOSAUR! Look, …” My father-in-law looked at my husband and mouthed, “What the f*** is a Stegosaurus?” Alex had just passed his fourth birthday, and we had just returned to the east coast after 26 months in Monterey, California. He is now a field biologist with US Fish and Wildlife