Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 21, 2021

Hobbes either prefers female tigers or carnival side show acts.

aside from the whiskers, does it sound like Hobbes likes Irish/Scottish girls? (not that I know most Scottish/Irish people are redheads and have green eyes)

…..Maureen O’Hara.

When Calvin hits puberty, he’ll either be worse or ALOT worse!

Everyone knows that Hobbes has a soft spot for Susie. Who has no whiskers.

Well, I have to say that red’s my favorite flavor, but truth be told, it’s the blue-eyed dark Irish that trip my trigger.

What a creepy clown face

A german blonde with pigtails and in a dirndl carrying an armful for lager with typical teutonic charm at the Oktoberfest – sigh!!!

I think tomorrow’s cartoon is that notorious explicit Calvin & Hobbes.

I like dominant women who like taking charge and making me do whatever she wants. it’s all about personality, not looks for me.

Ahh, remember the old times when the first thought about describing a woman is her physical appearance as if women were purely objects. Nowadays if your first thought wasn’t about her intelligence, kindness or laughter, then your goose is cooked!

And a tail, Hobbes!

Calvin’s favorite type must not be redheads with green eyes and long whiskers.

Any girl that gives good tummy scratching comes out at the top of the list, but you have to start somewhere. Long fingernails and a happy smile will do for a start.

Until the “long whiskers” part, I was in agreement with Hobbes there…

you asked.

Dream Lady? A only child, whose Father owns a Porsche dealership. (A 1970 dream.) You might be thinking ’’He’s being crass and vulgar.’’ Nope. Crass and Vulgar are my cousins from Milwaukee.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket…

- Cake (released 2001)

Integrity, confidence, intelligent, a good sense of humor … and a great set of gams.

Wait a minute? I just described my wife!

Integrity is a though word to describe. To me it means having a set of values and living by them. Values may evolve over time, but they don’t change daily and they do not differ for one situation than for another like they do for politicians whose values change direction faster than a weathervane caught in an F5 tornado.

Confidence is sexy – really sexy, no matter what gender you are.

Intelligence comes in many kinds. My mother was a poorly-educated, intelligent woman. On the other hand, I know several well-educated idiots.

A good sense of humor doesn’t cure all the world’s ills, but it does make them easier to bear. If you can laugh at yourself, then you might not live a longer life, but you will live a happier one. My wife likes to quip that she married me for “comic relief;” I make her laugh.

A lot of men are afraid of strong women. I say, “Bring them on!” I enjoy their company.

Humans are one of the very few mammals that do not have whiskers.

Red hair with green eyes, could be Irish,…………. oh, the whiskers? I thought it said WHISKY!

Me too Hobbes. Me too…

After yesterday’s fuzzy experience, no wonder Calvin is turned off! :D

A tiger is attracted to other tigers. That’s a revelation.

Who isn’t?

It’s all in the eye of the tiger.

Hobbes’s face in the last panel is hilarious!

I was batting 1000 (my wife, that is) until the final panel…

At 43 years old, no longer in a position to be picky. LOL.

A ginger-haired Tiger? C’mon Hobbes…

I like women, but women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Sorry, Hobbes, but I am not into long whiskers on women.

Brunettes – thanks to Joyce DeWitt, Barbara Carrera & Jennifer Beals.

Redheads always make my heart flip.

If there’s a redhead in a commercial, you always notice her first. Advertisers know this.

Elvira, mistress of the dark (Cassandra Peterson) is a natural redhead. Marilyn Monroe was a natural redhead who bleached her hair.

NO! I’m NOT obsessed with redheads! Why would you think that??

And women who like a good, bloody steak?

So perhaps a red panda for ol’ Hobbes?

If she has long whiskers she needs a shave

He started well.

A dark haired man with soft brown eyes that twinkle. . . . oh wait, I already married him.