Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 27, 2021

You say potato and I say WHACK!

Semantics: Lowest/oldest form of humor?

Let’s call the whole thing off…

Join the club they said. It be fun they said.

“Me say ‘Wooga!’”

Let’s boogie woogie, Oogie!

Don’t try to lay no ooga booga on the king of rock and roll

Anyone remember the Oogum Boogum Song by Brenton Wood? More Motown than Head Banging! ;o)

I knew an English major in college, real troublemaker. He was always getting up to semantics.

This could be the beginning of politics.

Let’s do the “Ooga-Booga!”

Two ichthyologists were having a rather heated discussion over whether or not sockeyes could have Tourette syndrome. That’s right, folks, they were arguing salmon tics.

“. . .Let’s call the whole thing off!”

They should listen to the group Diana Ross and the Semantics…

I’m hooked on a feeling…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-qweh7nbQ

In one semantic rendezvous…

Are those clubs or bats?

Welcome to the club.

Let’s call whole thing off.

The cavemen version of rock em sock em robots