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Elon’s dumb joke on SNL Saturday night, that crypto currency is a hustle, caused the value of Dogecoin to drop 35% in value overnight!Except he was telling the truth, as crypto currency is not only a fraud with no basis in reality, but is using up massive amounts of electricity to “mine” this garbage.
Having a small win (like in the $50-$100 range) is what typically causes people to arrive in Vegas in a $10,000 car, and return home in a $100,000 bus. I wonder how many people quit their job after quickly earning a year’s salary in day trading, before realizing that they only got wealthy through luck.
Okay, I would so do that. I read a story of a guy who, on his last day of work, stole a train car. He didn’t really take the big old thing, he just skipped a number when painting serial numbers on the cars and made it look like one was missing. The Feds investigated it. I never heard if they caught on or if the case is still in someones inbox.
I know one person who made money as a day trader. It wasn’t enough to quit his job, but once the taxes came in, he ended up breaking even and decided to quit day trading.
Where I live, they have a Sprayer mounted on the back of a Truck.
The Driver just need to be able to keep the thing going Straight down the Middle of the road.
The Sprayer heats the paint up to Boiling as it sprays so the paint dries in just a couple minutes. It cuts way down on how much it interferes with Traffic.
What is the big paint roller for? Nothing on the road was painted with it and the wide roller will not fit in any of those paint cans. No wonder the guy quit.
eolan59 almost 4 years ago
Day trading? He’ll be back in a few days asking for his job back
in.amongst almost 4 years ago
iQuit??? A former jilted and pillaged Apple user(fanboy), is he?!?
EasternWoods almost 4 years ago
What’s the difference between gambling and day trading? You have a better chance gambling
strictures almost 4 years ago
Elon’s dumb joke on SNL Saturday night, that crypto currency is a hustle, caused the value of Dogecoin to drop 35% in value overnight!Except he was telling the truth, as crypto currency is not only a fraud with no basis in reality, but is using up massive amounts of electricity to “mine” this garbage.
AnotherFineMess almost 4 years ago
Are lottery tickets going be banned too?
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Not very many people even make a good living from day trading, much less a killing. Not to mention the doctor bills for your hypertension.
Vilyehm almost 4 years ago
I’d like to trade two Mondays for one Friday.
EasternWoods almost 4 years ago
“I’d trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday”
HidariMak1 almost 4 years ago
Having a small win (like in the $50-$100 range) is what typically causes people to arrive in Vegas in a $10,000 car, and return home in a $100,000 bus. I wonder how many people quit their job after quickly earning a year’s salary in day trading, before realizing that they only got wealthy through luck.
akachman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Easy come, easy go.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Okay, I would so do that. I read a story of a guy who, on his last day of work, stole a train car. He didn’t really take the big old thing, he just skipped a number when painting serial numbers on the cars and made it look like one was missing. The Feds investigated it. I never heard if they caught on or if the case is still in someones inbox.
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
Pets twitch and run in their dreams. Humans do it when they’re supposedly wide awake and but aren’t.
AlijaHalilovic almost 4 years ago
I don’t get this
jader3rd almost 4 years ago
I know one person who made money as a day trader. It wasn’t enough to quit his job, but once the taxes came in, he ended up breaking even and decided to quit day trading.
David_the_CAD almost 4 years ago
The best way to end up with a million dollars by day trading is to start with 2 million.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Gambling is illegal unless it is the Stock Market.
Diat60 almost 4 years ago
Recommending highly a new comic “Bozo”!
bakana almost 4 years ago
Where I live, they have a Sprayer mounted on the back of a Truck.
The Driver just need to be able to keep the thing going Straight down the Middle of the road.
The Sprayer heats the paint up to Boiling as it sprays so the paint dries in just a couple minutes. It cuts way down on how much it interferes with Traffic.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The departed worker certainly took the time to print very neatly.
locake almost 4 years ago
What is the big paint roller for? Nothing on the road was painted with it and the wide roller will not fit in any of those paint cans. No wonder the guy quit.
Cactus-Pete almost 4 years ago
The apps remain off? I don’t think he understands what an app is.