Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 21, 2021

…..finger lickin’ good.

Whoa! I’ve got one of those too!

A family-sized bucket!

Works for me.

Cosmo ia a cannibal? Outrageous!!!

The condo community where I live was founded with a stern rule: NO DOGS EVER!!!

But now that anyone who wants a dog can talk someone in the bottom half of his graduating class into writing an order for an “emotional support animal” and the law says we have to accept it, there are now two dogs in my building. As if a cat purring on you lap isn’t emotionally supporting enough.

Wasn’t there some lady trying to get on a plane with her emotional support kangaroo?

I have a box of frozen fish-sticks in my freezer. Will they count as a support animal?

Your dog loves you unconditionally, but when a cat loves you, you feel very honored! Seems crazy, but I prefer a cat.

Surely birds shouldn’t eat chicken!

From the birds, for the birds. Hawks do it, so why shouldn’t Cosmo?

I would guess that one wife over in Pluggers is in mortal danger… ;-)

My emotional support is actual chickens. I can sit and watch them and be in a happy place.

Would prefer breasted

The psychologist seem rather upset – is she a member of the poultry family?

My emotional support animal is my wife! ( “I mean that in only the nicest way, dear…”)

Cannibal bird eating another bird!

Original Recipe, of course.

I have a rabid rottweiler – it supports my rage

Watch out for the “Ghost chickens in the sky” check it out on U-tube.

The only support animal I’m not allergic to.

oh well that works because it is chiken

to keep me company i have a pink elephant…

my wife didn’t buy it when i told her that the barking spiders were my emotional support animals…

A bird eating fried chicken?…

doesn’t that make him a cannibal?

Strange, coming from another bird…

I don’t like fried chicken. But I like the concept …

sick