Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 04, 2021

Too bad those are his BEST ideas.

He should leave them there, too.

Sadly, it would probably sell if it were hanging in MOMA.

Next the Charmin series.

I have a few of those.

Where do you get your worst ideas? And can other people tell the difference?

His reputation as an artist was stained after this.

But the coffee table book of his works makes an excellent coaster.

Oy

The advent of coffee shops in Europe in the early 1700’s is sometimes credited with the flood of scientific progress at that point in time. People quit having beer for breakfast, and were (supposedly) more motivated to follow their ideas through.

Orders extra caramel drizzle.

Espresso yourself.

The critics rave that he paints rings around all the other abstract expressionists.

Love the hipster all black “fashion”, chin fuzz and pretentious cup of cheap red wine.

The baristas create much better art IN the cup.

I’m only here for the free wine.

That gives me an idea.

It’s Dogbert’s “brown ring of quality!”

I told somebody that the tea stain on a picture I embroidered was my signature.

Looks like he is just sloppy and wasting coffee….

He’s a stain to his profession.

He went on to do corporate logos – Lucent was his first customer.