Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 27, 2021

That’s one elaborate outhouse!! Do we have to bring our own TP or is it provided for us, free of charge?? Asking for a “friend!”

;-)

His name will be in huge letters on the front of the building. The library will become an eyesore and will later be torn down.

You certainly won’t find any science books in there.

The library burned down and he hadn’t finished coloring his book.

It will be all electronic.

Ain’t that tweet!

Donnie wanted to build a big skyscraper to make all the Manhattan folks go ‘Ooooh!’ He ended up making everyone hate him.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaellisicky/2020/10/03/how-donald-trump-took-down-bonwit-teller-a-fifth-avenue-landmark/?sh=6d41c6ac5f69

Pretty sure there will be statues and pictures of him everywhere. And lots of gold lame. Definitely lame.

no e-books either

Wrong. There will be PLENTY of books in there.

All one title.

50 million remaindered copies of ‘The Art of The Deal’.

No gurls or dawgs aloud.

And we have a Winner! Bigly, I may add. Don’t miss the hall of grammatical obfuscation or the interactive profundities wing. By all means catch the Chinese Flu display which features a muffled thud and light flash with each fatality. Mask wearing is not required, or suggested. Masks are for pussys.

I don’t like Trump AT ALL, but give the weak attempts at political humor a rest.Yeah, I know – If I don’t like it, move along.

Oxymoron?

Huh?

Don’t cast any stones. The Obama library is going to be a treat. A hunting ground for unwary tourists.

If you really want to be sick, remember, unless Congress does something, that cretin will receive a state funeral. At Arlington.

It’ll be full of his “amazing” tweets

You’re sick

Probably full of used comic books.

It will be an aviary full of birds tweeting.

First presidential library to go bankrupt.

At the Trump museum there should be pictures of women who claim he molested them room, room of nasty nicknames, room of the 37,000 lies Trump told as president, the racism room, and the hall of covid deaths which is now estimated at 3,00,000 during last year. And then there is the giant gold plated tax breaks for billionaires ballroom.

No one who would want to visit there could read anyway…

They’ll probably have one of those big, arched book detectors at the door.

Okay, no the way I see it, the tRump library would be one of those neighbourhood book birdhouse kinda things with a inside in front of the library size building which is just a souvenir shop. Low on content, high in kitschy trash for sale. (except for the Russian hooker pee tape, darn)

Well, as I see it, around his liberry he can build his Beautiful Wall.

I wonder what became of The Daily Show’s, traveling DJT Tweet Libary.

Only alternate facts. and late-night conspiracy tweets, allowed…

It is an X-rated bookstore.

That is not fair—I am sure there will be coloring books and the left-overs from Trump U.!

I never thought there would be a Presidential library where all the books in it (which still won’t be very many) are written in the Cyrillic alphabet.

The Trump Presidential Library is simply an outhouse with a few old People magazines in it.

It would have ‘The Art of the Deal’ & ‘Mein Kampf’

He really wants to not make the demmys feel included. Imagine what happens EVERY time a demmy opens a book, especially a history (,non fiction reality version) book and has to ask what it is!