You got to be careful around carpenters. They can do a lot of inlay work. And they will spend a lot of time making sure that the inlay is done to perfection.
Humm..I wonder what kinda screw’s he uses? Flat head, round head, raised head, truss head, Bugle head, pan head, Phillips or those new Torx? A carpenter’s Kama Sutra.
eromlig over 3 years ago
Sexy! And nice background, John — including the carpenter’s square. (I guess that will keep her on the level…)
PICTO over 3 years ago
I’m starting to catch a little wood…
sevaar777 over 3 years ago
“Veni, Vedi, Veci”, Caesar did it best.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
She wasn’t quite the carpenter’s dream but he leveled with her and plumbed her depths.
Still, she impressed him with the smoothness of her grain and how well her mortise received his tenon.
In the end she knew it was worth climbing his stairway to heaven.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 3 years ago
I won’t be at my
keyboard much the next few days, but I’ll try to pop in and comment and reply when I can! Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/hammered-by-lust/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Dry wall screws!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago
May their mortise and tenons be a tight fit…
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
It is a dovetail fit.
Buzzworld over 3 years ago
Ooo baby you are built like a brick ….house.
scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nice, but can She read a Tape measure ?
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
You got to be careful around carpenters. They can do a lot of inlay work. And they will spend a lot of time making sure that the inlay is done to perfection.
davanden over 3 years ago
Somebody’s going to get hammered.
ajr58(1) over 3 years ago
And then he frame again!
Dobby53 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Humm..I wonder what kinda screw’s he uses? Flat head, round head, raised head, truss head, Bugle head, pan head, Phillips or those new Torx? A carpenter’s Kama Sutra.
jrankin1959 over 3 years ago
You never see this on This Old House…
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
looks like they’ve taken it to another plane…
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
He certainly NAILED her!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
He sure measured up to her requirements….
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Inch by inch he marked the spot……
P51Strega over 3 years ago
With the framing done, it was time to insert the plumbing.
mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago
Holding back on wood jokes ….
Ontman over 3 years ago
HE conquered? Yeah right.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Seize ’er.
Really? No one?
timzsixty9 over 3 years ago
Is he on the LEVEL?!
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
Why is that man eating that woman’s face? And why has no one else noticed that a good quarter of her face is already in his mouth?
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
Hope she doesn’t get splinters.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
You conquered with your French kiss!
oakie817 over 3 years ago
wood you stop it!
Craig Westlake over 3 years ago
Ah the carpenter’s dream: flat as a board and ready to be nailed…
cleokaya over 3 years ago
I think it is time to try tongue in groove
Thorby over 3 years ago
BTW, John, Gaius Julius Caesar couldn’t have said it better…
Gent over 3 years ago
Congratulations, Flash Gordon. You has successfully conquered Mong… oh… waitsaminute.