Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 03, 2021

Yeah, well you were pretty lame in the Shrek movies…

Can’t get a decent gig? That’s the way the cookie crumbles…

Today’s episode is brought to you by the color brown, and our sponsor Lameway Bidet- “We Turn Your Frown Upside Down, and Wash Away That Lameass Brown.”

F.A. POP quiz:

Choose the lamest caption-

a) Rejected Beatles album cover

b) Shouldn’t have eaten those edibles before work

c) Just another manic Monday in Froglandia

d) Shock and Awe is the surest way to plumage art in the raw

If you didn’t stick to everything, the flying spatulas wouldn’t have to happen.

…well, if he is running as fast as he can…

…I don’t see the problem…

…and I am more of a Mary Ann bread loaf guy than I am a gingerbread fellow, anyways…

…and you are supposed to hoard gingerbread…

… not hawk them on the street…

…tap-tap…

…hello…

…is this thing on?…

…(huh…

…I guess I’m bombing…

…better flip me over…

…I’m done on this side…

…word…

The big question is DOES HE KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?

Everyone wants a part of me! They come at me from all angles! Next thing I know I’m being scooped up and dressed for dinner.

And after he gave up a lucrative career in oatmeal and raisins, “to follow his dream”.

I hope that innocent bystander doesn’t get struck by a stray spatula.

Is that a briefcase for your boxer’s or the business is ice cream scream pumpkin spice.

Hey ya’all … I was reaching for the call light and fell forward out of my wheel chair. Now I am on 24 hour watch for any more falls.

Well, somebody’s gotta be the decoy, Ginge. The Bathmat Factory has been under bombardment by Shelbyville Shower Curtains for several weeks now. We appreciate your service.

Re: The Flog: the cat started it.

I love my job. I hate work.

Run … it’s an attack of Déjà Vu … all over again … help, I’m melting, melting …!!

I hate your job, too!

I hate your productivity.

Run, run, fast as you can.

Gingerbread man is about to get a babysitter. Yummy.

Eat me head first as fast as you can.

Feel me, Touch me, Lick me, Chew me, Swallow me, Burp me, etc..

Banana paste and peanut butter on a victory roll… bring your own ants.

Run, run, as fast as you can!

You can’t catch me. I’m a gingerbread man!

On the other hand, nothing is faster and more deadly than a stooping Peregrine falcon….

re #FB00675 also their tails. Raven’s is wedge-shaped, crow’s is fan-shaped.

I have never seen a gingerbread man with a head before. They usually get eaten first.