Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 08, 2021

There’s no accounting for indelible alpha paste and even with free shipping it should have been censored.

Oh good, I’m here again to get my brain scrambled.. . gets me prepared for the first Saturday of the week.

How many Saturdays does your week have?

Every Saturday is a ten hour shift at the gas station, so one a week is quite sufficient.

Who was the former Russian leader with a big birthmark on his forehead? If you want to get noticed, have a purple scribble on your forehead or a Band-aid. Works every time.

‘Rechecked … Very Pathetic and Truly Uncensored.’ Yeah, yeah. He forgot ‘lame.’ 8^0

Is that how much money he had to put in a jar every time he said a cuss word?

That sums up my opinion as well.

I have checked your sums, and it is correct.

Now with 12% More Paste!

…St. Elmo did the figures…

…he checked and rechecked…

…but was Burt and Ernie uncensored worth it?…

…even Raya & The Dragon said to never leave the boat…

…and that was just one step removed from The Heart of Darkness…

…giving the errand boy the receipt…

…God made very few perfect heads…

…the rest he put hair on….

…St. Elmo knew about good head…

….that’s why he should had bought the Acme edible paste…

…at least that was what it looked like…

…to him…

…in the uncensored Burt & Ernie…

I thought that was Dean Rusk. Lord knows he originated a helluva lot of indecipherable communication.

Just kidding, Teresa. I was actually going by the glasses and the knitting needles through the skull.

What flavor is the paste?

It was a transpositional error in a transitional transgender transaction.

For all Paste Jar orders of $48.27 or more (after added tax, title, and destination charges), delivery can be made somewhat overnight by a clipper of the Neptune’s Navy, or for free via subject-to-becalming Cutty Sark.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neptune%27s_Navy#Fleet

Eclectic quality control of the junk drawer …!

the face to sink a thousand ships

I always try to avoid the alpha paste jar when I need to buy more.

Alpha-Beta, you beta, you betcha ya! Tell a friend!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i3qVPJyI878

I can be more uncensored if I write it down because no one can read my illegible scrawls.

Do Canadian submarines have Mounties?

An uncensored collage exposes s the once-prices of assorted commodities.

But that ship has sailed….

I know this is a bit late, but I just found out that today was International Masturbation Day!

I hope everyone enjoyed themselves?