I’ll call just as soon as I take all the money from your wallet as payment for calling an ambulance. By the way, what name do you want me to call the ambulance when it gets here? Fred? Hector? Zippo?
Re Siobhan Reynolds: The justice system seems more interested in allowing individuals to further their careers by grandstanding and witch-hunting in search of promotions and glory rather than justice.
Well, it takes time to scroll down, only to discover you need help! I already called 911 and they’ll be be here soon….whaaaat happen? I can run down to the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory for anything you may need….RX, slippers, robe, toothbrush, paste, comb….I find they always have everything that’s needed when one is in the hospital….I’ll call you when you get a room and come right over with your “stuff”!
I’m waiting for your master to pull that long line attached to your head and drag you out of sight, out of mind, leaving a nice, clean, empty cartoon frame….
Da Blog: don’t get me started on “pain doctors” … although they do seem to be somewhat caught between a rock and a hard place these days. The rock being the law, and the hard place being health insurance requirements. I have other “issues” regarding “hoops” the pain docs make you jump through, the time that’s wasted, and how they organize to milk the system they set up among themselves, but some other time … I have an ambulance to call …!
Bill Thompson over 3 years ago
What should I call it? I hate to be rude in an emergency.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
No parachute so I’ll call a paramedic.
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
AND, what’s the magic word?
katina.cooper over 3 years ago
I’ll call just as soon as I take all the money from your wallet as payment for calling an ambulance. By the way, what name do you want me to call the ambulance when it gets here? Fred? Hector? Zippo?
*Hot Rod* over 3 years ago
I will phone a rescue dog. So shake not stir for a bonding dog. Is that number 007?
The Old Wolf over 3 years ago
“Have an accident?” “No thanks, just had one!”
*Hot Rod* over 3 years ago
Damn, all I have is my lawyer’s number on an old match book cover.
The Old Wolf over 3 years ago
Re Siobhan Reynolds: The justice system seems more interested in allowing individuals to further their careers by grandstanding and witch-hunting in search of promotions and glory rather than justice.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Rub some dirt on it. Walk it off.
INGSOC over 3 years ago
all good things to those who wait
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Well, it takes time to scroll down, only to discover you need help! I already called 911 and they’ll be be here soon….whaaaat happen? I can run down to the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory for anything you may need….RX, slippers, robe, toothbrush, paste, comb….I find they always have everything that’s needed when one is in the hospital….I’ll call you when you get a room and come right over with your “stuff”!
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Well, since you didn’t prompt the obvious joke by saying call me an ambulance, I suppose I could call for help.
coltish1 over 3 years ago
What’s the number for 911?
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
Looks like he had a long way to go and a short time to get there …!
Happy Day to all you Mommas out dere …!
*Hot Rod* over 3 years ago
He’ll need water for bed head hair. The sirens along with a fire truck, the ambulance has to know the different jellys to use.
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
…the empty space takes time to comprehend…
…so don’t yell…
…Acme medical doesn’t belive in cellphones…
…or condescending cb radios…
…but help is on the way…
…I am going to make a print out of this…
…[not really]…
…and draw a life saving helicopter…
…and maybe Superman…
…or maybe Baker Mayfield…
…all is suddenly all good…
…happy Mother’s Day…
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
Less negative space for more context.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
I’m waiting for your master to pull that long line attached to your head and drag you out of sight, out of mind, leaving a nice, clean, empty cartoon frame….
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
Da Blog: don’t get me started on “pain doctors” … although they do seem to be somewhat caught between a rock and a hard place these days. The rock being the law, and the hard place being health insurance requirements. I have other “issues” regarding “hoops” the pain docs make you jump through, the time that’s wasted, and how they organize to milk the system they set up among themselves, but some other time … I have an ambulance to call …!
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
…I wouldn’t call this Frog Applause a car wreck….
… let alone an ambulance…
…some would say it was a not so subtle call for help…
…but you can’t help someone that won’t help themself…
…I know…
…a terrible thing for a doctor to say…
… but did you see Jebus help himself?…
…(eventhough there is a national day for that now it seems)…
…I mean…come on…
…this is America…
…you’re supposed to take what you need.. .
…and take what you don’t need…
…to sell to someone that might need it later…
…where are your ethics?…
David OBrien over 3 years ago
I never could play right field. I was always out in left.
*Hot Rod* over 3 years ago
The missionary postion and trying to ride no less.
Radish... over 3 years ago
The 5 minute ambulance ride costs $3,000 and the paramedics get $15 an hour.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Teresa – lots of white space in that panel.
You could have included a PSA for the Froglandian Board of Tourism and Surveillance Picklery.
Do better.
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
Is he looking for the subliminal?
Radish... over 3 years ago
Poor Frogbert.