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My wife’s niece was getting married in a church, when the minister asked if anyone objected to speak now. No sooner had he said that and a little baby goes WAAAAH!
I had a buddy who had a dream. It’s a bit visual. He wanted to be in a random wedding, and when the service got to this bit, he wanted to stand about halfway up, pause, then wave his arm dismissively (like “Ahh, forget it!”) and sit back down !
allen@home almost 4 years ago
I believe she objects to the union.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Apparently she speaks fluent rotten tomatoes!
If only Bleeb was here to witness this and add to his repertoire of understanding crazy human attributes.
Strob almost 4 years ago
Carrie’s wedding.
ronaldspence almost 4 years ago
Opening a fruitful dialogue at the wedding with some projectile sharing…
Baarorso almost 4 years ago
Don’t hold back. Tell them how you REALLY feel!
momofalex7 almost 4 years ago
The little kid likes it.
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
That Skish! looks like it came from off stage somewhere. Maybe there is more than one objector (objectress???).
bookworm0812 almost 4 years ago
Must be the groom’s mother.
monya_43 almost 4 years ago
Actions speak louder than words.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Okay, so somebody obviously objects. ..now what?
Ned Snipes almost 4 years ago
Oh, uh, sorry, wrong wedding.
guyjen2004 almost 4 years ago
Southpaw.
RobinHood almost 4 years ago
Food Fight!
jbduncan almost 4 years ago
Hell hath no fury……………..
jango almost 4 years ago
A southpaw with a mean mushball! And from the 4th row no less!!
Prey almost 4 years ago
If the guy dumped her for the girl, why is she angry at her?
Herd of Turtles almost 4 years ago
Tough crowd.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
The ex
comixbomix almost 4 years ago
“…or forever hold your tomatoes?”
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Well, my wedding dress is ruined, but I can see that your ex’s aim has improved… so there’s that!”
azhoosier41 almost 4 years ago
My wife’s niece was getting married in a church, when the minister asked if anyone objected to speak now. No sooner had he said that and a little baby goes WAAAAH!
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The word “Union” just get her so upset?
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
An Irish wedding getting warmed up for the reception.
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
Yes, emotion and passion does help a pitcher’s speed and accuracy.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Said with tomatoes. Not the usual way, but the point was taken…..
paranormal almost 4 years ago
She’s a deaf mute!!!
chromosome Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“MOM!!!”
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
What part of “speak” did you not understand?
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
I’ll bet she didn’t bring a wedding present either.
DennisMiddlebrooks almost 4 years ago
A southpaw with real good aim!
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
I see the reception has started already. I rather bad one.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
How did she get invited?
kaycstamper almost 4 years ago
On the groom’s side…
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
How do ya like them tomatoes??? :)
WCraft almost 4 years ago
Two with one hand and they both hit the mark? I want he on my team!
DennisMiddlebrooks almost 4 years ago
Shouldn’t the bride and groom have their backs turned to the spectators?
PuppyPapa almost 4 years ago
I had a buddy who had a dream. It’s a bit visual. He wanted to be in a random wedding, and when the service got to this bit, he wanted to stand about halfway up, pause, then wave his arm dismissively (like “Ahh, forget it!”) and sit back down !