Because it’s so trusting, that’s why.
The guy would love to get a straight answer, if only the chicken wouldn’t duck the question.
… and why do they keep mistaking you for a Jay?
what a turkey…
That Leno guy got tickets and he didn’t even have to cross the road.
He’ll deep fry for that one.
It’s a gateway crime. Next he’ll be robin people.
It’s ironic that he got a jay walking ticket when chickens aren’t really jays. Jays are in the crow family, whereas chickens are in a fowl family.
Must be trying to duck someone.
To get to traffic court, I’m guessin’…
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
It’s time for GYP-PARODY! A: For fowl purposes Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
He doesn’t know why. It’s just a natural urge…
“I want to get there before the egg…”
Because, the other side of the road, won’t come to the chicken.
I heard he crossed the road to turn states evidence
Quit your squawking and pay the ticket.
Shouldn’t that be a chickenwalking ticket?
To get to the other side
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finkd over 3 years ago
Because it’s so trusting, that’s why.
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
The guy would love to get a straight answer, if only the chicken wouldn’t duck the question.
Doug K over 3 years ago
… and why do they keep mistaking you for a Jay?
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
what a turkey…
Doug K over 3 years ago
That Leno guy got tickets and he didn’t even have to cross the road.
mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’ll deep fry for that one.
uniquename over 3 years ago
It’s a gateway crime. Next he’ll be robin people.
dcdete. over 3 years ago
It’s ironic that he got a jay walking ticket when chickens aren’t really jays. Jays are in the crow family, whereas chickens are in a fowl family.
bobbyferrel over 3 years ago
Must be trying to duck someone.
comixbomix over 3 years ago
To get to traffic court, I’m guessin’…
Earnestly Frank over 3 years ago
I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s time for GYP-PARODY! A: For fowl purposes Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
paranormal over 3 years ago
He doesn’t know why. It’s just a natural urge…
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“I want to get there before the egg…”
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Because, the other side of the road, won’t come to the chicken.
KEA over 3 years ago
I heard he crossed the road to turn states evidence
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Quit your squawking and pay the ticket.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
Shouldn’t that be a chickenwalking ticket?
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
To get to the other side