That crook probably spent a whole year practicing on what he called his “New family heirloom”, only to give up a decade later because he couldn’t play a single note that resembled music. “Here’s your little flute back.” he muttered.
Close a part of a road for a month? That’s easy to do in New Zealand. Their entire country’s population is lesser than that of any one of our major cities.
How was it determined that the flute belonged to Ms. Slyker? Are they serial numbered and registered, or what? I assume her name and contact info wasn’t included with it or the taxi driver would have contacted her directly … unless he’s not as scrupulous as I want to give him credit for. And kudos for the music store for taking the trouble to track her down and return it.
How is the flute one hard to believe? She lost it, someone found it (maybe the original driver, maybe not). He sat on it for nine years and then tried to get rid of it. The place he took it to thought that he was suspicious. They checked to see if it was stolen, and then contacted the police after they looked into it’s history.
So, I thought the flute story would be about the good taxi driver tracking her down to return the flute – but it turns out he’s just an azz wipe thief. A felony thief at that.
New Zealanders are among a long list of people who care for the breeding habits of animals. Every year dozens arrive at Virginia’s southeasternmost point to shepherd newly hatched turtles safely into the Atlantic. Just one example among many.
The taxi guy acquired a greater than usual tip on his own. Amazed he waited 10 years, unless that was the next time he cleaned his hack. (I doubt he or any other passenger would have missed the flute case in the normal course of events.)
Good thing the bear suit walker didn’t walk during hunting season. Although, nowadays it appears anything walking is fair game, bear suit or not. Tragic
Caldonia over 3 years ago
That crook probably spent a whole year practicing on what he called his “New family heirloom”, only to give up a decade later because he couldn’t play a single note that resembled music. “Here’s your little flute back.” he muttered.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Must’ve been difficult to do any errands around that NZ road for a month.
Gent over 3 years ago
Close a part of a road for a month? That’s easy to do in New Zealand. Their entire country’s population is lesser than that of any one of our major cities.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 3 years ago
How was it determined that the flute belonged to Ms. Slyker? Are they serial numbered and registered, or what? I assume her name and contact info wasn’t included with it or the taxi driver would have contacted her directly … unless he’s not as scrupulous as I want to give him credit for. And kudos for the music store for taking the trouble to track her down and return it.
Billavi Premium Member over 3 years ago
How is the flute one hard to believe? She lost it, someone found it (maybe the original driver, maybe not). He sat on it for nine years and then tried to get rid of it. The place he took it to thought that he was suspicious. They checked to see if it was stolen, and then contacted the police after they looked into it’s history.
mudleg over 3 years ago
The taxi driver wasn’t exactly a hero in that little story.
Flynn White Premium Member over 3 years ago
If Heidi sued the taxi cab driver over her flute, she wood-wind.
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
I wonder what’s wrong with Jesse Larios? It’s not normal to walk 400 miles in a bear suit.
James Wolfenstein over 3 years ago
Mmmmm… if he waited ten years, it wasn’t “lost”. It’s a typical MO not to sell an item while it’s still “hot” :D
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
Didn’t most citizens of San Francisco do that?
Take care, may street feces counter Calvin “Peter Pan” Twinkletord be with you, and gesundheit.
dv1093 over 3 years ago
So, I thought the flute story would be about the good taxi driver tracking her down to return the flute – but it turns out he’s just an azz wipe thief. A felony thief at that.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
Remind me not to ride in that cab driver’s cab. If he only cleans it out and finds long lost belongings every 10 years that cab must be filthy.
Totalloser Premium Member over 3 years ago
May 2021 Jesse Larios committed to Creedmoor Mental Hospital
J Short over 3 years ago
Great opportunity to have a seal crossing sign.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
New Zealanders are among a long list of people who care for the breeding habits of animals. Every year dozens arrive at Virginia’s southeasternmost point to shepherd newly hatched turtles safely into the Atlantic. Just one example among many.
The taxi guy acquired a greater than usual tip on his own. Amazed he waited 10 years, unless that was the next time he cleaned his hack. (I doubt he or any other passenger would have missed the flute case in the normal course of events.)
Good thing the bear suit walker didn’t walk during hunting season. Although, nowadays it appears anything walking is fair game, bear suit or not. Tragic
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
Gee. They misspelled Heidi’s name in the comic.
ncorgbl over 3 years ago
They do the same for Monk Seals in Hawaii.
Jesse found that no one noticed.
In Chicago taxi drivers don’t clean out their cabs quite that often.
Thorby over 3 years ago
400 miles-L.A. to San Fran-teddy bear- AAWWWW !!
rstove428 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Damn New Zealand tree huggers!
paranormal over 3 years ago
I wonder how much weight Jesse Larios lost? It’s a wonder he didn’t pass out from heat stroke.
JoshHere over 3 years ago
Accidentally? Who leaves anything of value in a taxi on purpose? To say “accidentally” is unnecessary and a waste of good letters.
ekke over 3 years ago
Was Jesse Larios on her way to see her shrink?
Bilan over 3 years ago
Maybe Jesse was returning from Comic-Con.
Maybe the taxi driver was just now getting the flute appraised (9 years later) because he finally cleaned out his cab.
Maybe the sea lion should learn to use the Walk button.
markhughw over 3 years ago
I had to reed that twice to make sure I understood you properly….
dlsickels1959 over 3 years ago
Har har
CharlesBrickner1 over 3 years ago
About Mr. Larios. Why?
craigwestlake over 3 years ago
Jesse was told if missed just ONE more meeting she was expelled from the Furries…
comixbomix over 3 years ago
It only became a “$13,000 flute” when that cabbie left the meter running.
scpandich over 3 years ago
And why did Jesse Larios do that?
pbr50138 over 3 years ago
That’s a very expensive flute.