Herman by Jim Unger for June 03, 2021

I believe the proper phrase is, “Klaatu, Barada, Nikto” if you want a hitch a ride on a UFO. He’s doing it wrong.

If he had read the guide, he would have known to carry a towel.

The hitchhikers guide to the universe!

Take ME! Please!!

“Rope ladder to the moon”

For a hitch on a UFO you need Francois Truffault.

I want to leave.

That’ll give them second thoughts about invading Earth.

Do you have your towel?

the mother ships are leaving for home

He’s a non-discriminatory hitcher. Any ride to anywhere will do.

Stop the planet, I want to get off!

I wouldn’t do that. They’ll only go to Uranus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFTm9vmZDI

I like Ancient Aliens. In one show they talked about alien spacecraft crashing left and right all over the place in the 1940s. That’s a worse flying safety record than American Airlines.

Based on past abductee reports, they’re mostly interested in specimens from trailer parks in Mississippi; and the abduction always includes an anal probe.

A Thumb gesture can have many different meanings.

I understand!

He should have joined “Heaven’s Gate”. Those guys were all going on a spaceship to Heaven. No hitchhiking needed.

don’t forget you towel

Don’t panic!

I’m with you….

Careful. They might want you to listen to their poetry.

There is a "No Picking Up Hitchhikers sign at the controls. They only allow abductions, those that don’t want to be abducted.

I’m with that guy – take me!

Let’s hope they take him, that way they will think we pose no threat. Of course they could also think were pretty easy pickings.

Navajo Skin Walker?

He needs the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy

“Heeeeeeyyyy, Mr. Spaceman! Won’t you take me along, I won’t do anything wrong!”

That would be me!

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Marvin

And god’s final message to the universe….(I’ll let ya’ll look that one up)

He better have some peanuts!

They refused to pick him up – because he looks too alien!

He should consult his Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to ensure that’s not a Vogon constructor fleet.

Me too!