Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 07, 2021

Sit on a cat and she’ll need to take a couple of sick days to get stitches.

I have one cat who occasionally naps on the toilet seat. Fortunately, I have two bathrooms.

I always enjoy that look you get when you move someone to sit down. /S

Unless they have a handicap sticker, they are not entitled to park anywhere they want.

Well, you have to let them know who’s Boss!!!

You’re not brave enough to lift cushion and all?

What’s amusing is how quickly a cat will jump back if you put it on the floor. But with determination, you can get the seat. Then they either jump on your lap as a compromise, or go off and wash themselves on the floor with an air of unconcern, muttering something about big apes.

Does anyone know how to get the UP TO DATE comic of TUNDRA??

I have only this link that does not show the up to date comic and it is not on COMICS KINGDOM, nor GoComics

https://www.tundracomics.com/

Please note that the link above says that the “recently ran”, (3-27-21 I got out of my newspaper) strip, got “LOTS and LOTS of confused EMAILS!!!” Not COMMENTS

Now let’s see. Get bitten by the dog or get scratched by the cats…

Used to be humans trained ’em NOT to sit on furniture, now THEY have trained the humans.

Buy a copy of “Pet Management for Dummies.”

Ah, but there is a “Free-Loading Zone”. :-)

need a new chair

My cat and I both have the same favorite sofa cushion. We have an arrangement where when I get up, he keeps it warm. When I return, he lets me sit down as long as he gets to sit in my lap.

“Honey, we’re gonna need a bigger couch”.

I’ve found that it is surprising how fast they can move when they observe a ‘full moon descending’ upon their location.

I love how the doggie is drawn. Cute belly.

We have Barking Lots.

I keep getting *the LOOK * from my cats when I want to go on my computer. Then they scratch the back of my chair !! So I’ve sprayed the chair w/cat deterrent. (Don’t get me wrong ….I DO pay attention to them ! )

Just pick your favorite seat and push out the animal from it.

What is the problem? If you can’t park at work, go home (!), and call the boss with your explanation. I’m sure the boss will understand!

Our dog only weighs 10 pounds, so she is infinitely movable. Of course, she prefers to share a chair with a human. In an easy chair, she’ll sit on a lap gladly. In an office chair, she will often sit behind us on it. Most of us lean a little forward to work on the computer, which gives her all the space she needs.

Eeny, meeny,miny, moe, one of you has got to go!

Pull him by the tip of his paw and say he’s in a toe-away zone.

Yep, I can so relate.

back to the office