Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 09, 2021

A group of crows is called a manslaughter? I wonder how that came about.

Laughing and shaking my head at the same time.

The Attorney was dressed for success.

Considering they’re actually called a Murder of Crows…

Can’t imagine making living doing that.

Is “Birds will be birds.” or “Crows will be crows.” a legitimate defense?

Convincing the court they weren’t a flight risk was the hardest part.

His next job is to defend a Congress of Jackasses.

Successful Defense Attorney has two USB ports installed on the Frankenstein monster.

He got the charge reduced.

10 more crows and you could make a pie.

It must be murder coming up with funny one panel jokes every day.

He really went out on a limb for this case.

I wonder where Will is.

One crow is “attempted murder”

I could manslaughter,,,,sorry murder some crows around my property who comes and scarfs all my chicken feed.

somebody plays a hunter in warcraft

Love it! Priceless! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start a day. I have Off the Mark set as the final comic on my feed, because I like to save the best for last.

This one is very clever!

Trouble with this, like I made the connection after a couple seconds, but group names with potential to amuse are a little obscure. Like a ‘band of gorillas’ (wearing Kiss makeup?), a ‘troubling of goldfish’ (group rate on a psychiatrist couch)…

Hey Mark, even if some of us dedicated daily readers don’t get it on the first read, how many signed prints will be hanging in a lawyer’s office next month?

with an alleged manslaughter of crows…

That means they are DEFINITELY guilty!

In Brooklyn is it a Moiduh of Crows?

A Murder of Crows

A Pride of Lions

A Gaggle of Geese

An Order of Fries.