Hey diddle diddle he was not fit as a fiddle. A little round in the middle and accidently would piddle. But what the hell! I got two things going. You don’t get this old if you’re fatally accident prone or God had decided to Smite Thee.
How is it that the fiddle gets to be the epitome of fitness? What’s it got that a ukulele doesn’t? I’m a keyboard guy, so how about “pumped like an organ?” No, somehow that just doesn’t sound right. . .
I used to be called fit as a fiddle, but not at 78. (It takes ABOUT 70 pieces to make a violin, and they are very well fitted together, but nothing as well as a Stradivarius, or maybe a 3D printed one.)
rekam Premium Member about 3 years ago
Didn’t even take a second to figure this one out.
AFFICIONADO about 3 years ago
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Superfrog about 3 years ago
Someone’s fiddled my test results, Doc.
Digital Frog about 3 years ago
at least he has nothing to fret about
Ratkin about 3 years ago
She still has her G-string on.
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
You are becoming a viola and if you don’t stop gaining weight…cello, you won’t fit in your case
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 3 years ago
Next thing he knew, it had generated a piercing screech that rendered him unconscious. Another senseless act of violins…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
Those are indeed troubling symptoms for a fiddle. He needs to get that looked into.
Nate England about 3 years ago
Ah, he’s just playing ya…
Jayalexander about 3 years ago
Hey diddle diddle he was not fit as a fiddle. A little round in the middle and accidently would piddle. But what the hell! I got two things going. You don’t get this old if you’re fatally accident prone or God had decided to Smite Thee.
iggyman about 3 years ago
Lately Doc, I have been all strung out!
Doug K about 3 years ago
This doctor is the one who’s not fit.
cdward about 3 years ago
Been eating too much cello.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
He is, however, still brown as a nut! :)
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Doc I have a performance tonight, can’t you pull a few strings and don’t tell the rest of the gang?
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
well, fiddlesticks…
cdnalor about 3 years ago
Whoever’s been playing a 20 pound fiddle has to be in great shape, though.
rshak Premium Member about 3 years ago
Too much rosin on his bow.
backyardcowboy about 3 years ago
Looks like he’s high strung and wired a little tight.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
What a viol manner he has!
uniquename about 3 years ago
He’s really out of tune!
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
The fiddle is used to good ol’ down home cookin’, the doctor wants him to be more like his uptown cousin Vinnie Violin.
KEA about 3 years ago
one of those phrases whose etymology puzzles me, like… dead as a doornail. Why is a fiddle fit? …why is a doornail dead?
Darryl Heine about 3 years ago
What about a COVID test?
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Oh, fiddle sticks!
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Fiddle d d. The doctor isn’t fiddling with him.
jel354 about 3 years ago
That one is playing second to the other in the waiting room.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
“Well, it all began when Midori kicked me out of the house.”
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Don’t overreact. A little fine tuning and he’ll be fine.
Mayor Snorkum about 3 years ago
How is it that the fiddle gets to be the epitome of fitness? What’s it got that a ukulele doesn’t? I’m a keyboard guy, so how about “pumped like an organ?” No, somehow that just doesn’t sound right. . .
Lablubber about 3 years ago
Meanwhile, in Georgia.
The Brooklyn Accent about 3 years ago
“Ask your doctor if Stradivarius is right for you.”
zeexenon about 3 years ago
I used to be called fit as a fiddle, but not at 78. (It takes ABOUT 70 pieces to make a violin, and they are very well fitted together, but nothing as well as a Stradivarius, or maybe a 3D printed one.)
johnschutt about 3 years ago
Nice!
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
Back off Doc. YOU trying walking with no legs.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
20 lbs? So now he’s a cello?
Herd of Turtles about 3 years ago
The doc is just stringing him along.
gammaguy about 3 years ago
If its value has only increased by £20, it must not be of very high quality.
b0rgth3deranged almost 3 years ago
I love how the sides of the fiddle aren’t actually curved in anymore, and it looks kinda chunky!