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The two of them are each holding a slice of pepperoni, but there is only one slice of pepperoni missing from the pizza. Not an impossible scenario, but fun to point out!
They are trying to decide which is the best pizza. New York style, Chicago, Italian, or something else? My vote is for Neapolitan style, ( see the link).
You guys should have gone to one of those places that sell 42" (or larger) pizzas (such as Big Lou’s Pizza here in San Antonio-http://biglouspizza-satx.com/)!
I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that for a fantasy and trick of fame go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot whereon the numbers cannot try the cause, which is not tomb enough and continent to hide the slain? Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be pepperoni, or be nothing worth! – Hamlet, when he’s hungry
Thank the Roman soldiers in the province of Judea. They were walking by the bakery in the synagogue when they smelled fresh matzah being baked. At the point of a sword, they ordered the kosher baker to sprinkle olives and onions on the flat bread. They sliced it up and the rest is history.
B UTTONS almost 4 years ago
… I also said you would be elated to spring for the keg of ale.
Gent almost 4 years ago
You fool! It could be the old poisoned pizza trick. Look, those two guys with that eevil grin who aren’t eating it!
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Just don’t order one with pineapple. That could lead to a real fight.
soundcomm almost 4 years ago
The two of them are each holding a slice of pepperoni, but there is only one slice of pepperoni missing from the pizza. Not an impossible scenario, but fun to point out!
SamuelMeasa almost 4 years ago
Yes, better to have pizza then fight to the death. At least till there is only one slice left and every one wants it.
Guilty Bystander almost 4 years ago
Ahhh, Tolstoy’s sequel: War and Pizza.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Pizza without beer?
Those are fighting words!
The look on the Kings face?
Rodney hung upside down in the dungeon!
Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pizza…the Perfect food
Milady Meg almost 4 years ago
So who gets the plot of land?
Doug K almost 4 years ago
King: "Now how will I be able to strike fear … "
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
They are trying to decide which is the best pizza. New York style, Chicago, Italian, or something else? My vote is for Neapolitan style, ( see the link).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza
rshive almost 4 years ago
Fighting to the death is such a pain.
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6XvMKdD2tY
Strider Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If only reality could be this way.
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
You guys should have gone to one of those places that sell 42" (or larger) pizzas (such as Big Lou’s Pizza here in San Antonio-http://biglouspizza-satx.com/)!
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Oooh any chicken marsala slices left?
Amra Leo almost 4 years ago
And they all look like they shared a blunt to help the ol’ appetite…
Cincoflex almost 4 years ago
Man, if only all land disputes could be settled by pizza party!
me_the_polish_gull almost 4 years ago
Now the king will be eating tacos and drinking booze, while stringing up Rodney.
awcoffman almost 4 years ago
But then how do you know who wins and who loses? In war, somebody has to lose. In fact, usually everybody.
Goat from PBS almost 4 years ago
Yeah, pizza is way better.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that for a fantasy and trick of fame go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot whereon the numbers cannot try the cause, which is not tomb enough and continent to hide the slain? Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be pepperoni, or be nothing worth! – Hamlet, when he’s hungry
danno12345 almost 4 years ago
Is that Hagar’s Horde?
WCraft almost 4 years ago
But the knives will surely come out when it comes down to the last slice…
Quentin1992 almost 4 years ago
Maybe if more of the people in this world felt this way, there wouldn’t be so much hate.
scaeva Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pizza is the secret of world peace! (or maybe whorled peas …)
weirdme Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Yeah, pizza!
angelolady Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The king looks fatter….
joannesshadow almost 4 years ago
Better leave the biggest slice for the Fink!
Mediatech almost 4 years ago
Until a dispute over whether pineapple should go on pizza ended in a brawl.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 4 years ago
A fight to the death over land to be buried under.
PaulLeckner almost 4 years ago
Thank the Roman soldiers in the province of Judea. They were walking by the bakery in the synagogue when they smelled fresh matzah being baked. At the point of a sword, they ordered the kosher baker to sprinkle olives and onions on the flat bread. They sliced it up and the rest is history.