Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 09, 2021

There was a young man named Bright…

Now if the guy in the doorway was dead, we’d have a Schrodinger’s situation.

Just drink your heavy water.

Shouldn’t one of them disappear now that he’s being observed?

We’re uncertain about his position, but presumably we know his velocity…

Talking about quantum physics, wouldn’t that happen if the one at the cooler had travelled faster than light and able see himself when he returned??

How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?

Time Travel, Parallel dimensions or Quantum Entanglement?

I’m impressed by the intelligence and education of you guys!

But seriously, wouldn’t he need a Flux Capacitor to be able to do that?

Twin brothers unite again to prank a colleague.

Shrödonger’s assistant.

We dont serve your kind here.A time traveler walks into a bar

That would be quite handy for work actually

That’s his twin…

I see a time pair-o’-docs…

Stop playing with the Wayback machine Sherman!

Q: Why did the tunneling electron cross the potential energy barrier? A: Because it was already on the other side.

I’m beside myself, with amazement.

Spooky action at a distance.