Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 07, 2021

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    Antiyonder  almost 4 years ago

    Iā€™m guessing the theory is that Confetti Canyonā€™s season finale had to be delayed for about 20 days cause the last moment required a viewer discretion notice.

    No wait, Iā€™m thinking of Amphibiaā€™s True Colors.

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    Averagemoe  almost 4 years ago

    This is ripe for the exploitable image memeing. What shall we change Dakotaā€™s criticism to?

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    codycab  almost 4 years ago

    A ā€œpleaseā€ would be nice.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Oh if Iā€™d ever managed to get useful results from that. Or (more often) the courage to try it.

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    finkd  almost 4 years ago

    Constructive for Dakota, Phoebe, not you.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 4 years ago

    It rarely is actually constructive.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And now, Anne Elk.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 4 years ago

    I understand. Some people talk as if their jaw would lock up permanently if they stopped for more than 5 seconds.

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    kaykeyser  almost 4 years ago

    there Like Han Solo and C-3PO or McCoy and Spock or Picard nd Wesley.

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    Monster Hesh  almost 4 years ago

    Iā€™ve been on both ends of that stick, and can attest to the fact that ā€œTALK LESSā€ is the best thing you can say to an out-of-control fan-jabberer with personal space issues. It might ā€œhurt,ā€ but it might also put them back on the track to emotional maturityā€”and preserve your sanity. And it hurts a lot less coming from a friend now than someone else laterā€¦say, a potential employer.

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    Decepticomic  almost 4 years ago

    Because if thereā€™s anyone I trust to be an authority on who talks too much, itā€™s Dakota.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Harsh, but I kinda can understand Dakota. Sorry Phoebe, but enough is enough.

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    Pet  almost 4 years ago

    I am a Phoebe, I talk too much.

    And according to my husband and I quote ā€œYou will always say the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong timeā€.

    Yup.

    Married 33 years today :-))

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    dcandmx  almost 4 years ago

    Iā€™m noticing a trend of harshness in the comics & comments today. I guess things are difficult these days & we are liable to take it out on each otherā€¦.

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    SKJAM! Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Iā€™m going to recommend the book ā€œThanks for the Feedbackā€ which is about how to take less than helpful feedback and still make it useful.

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    Neo Stryder  almost 4 years ago

    Thatā€™s not a bad tip, just expose in few words your theory, expand if someone wants more details.

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    delennwen  almost 4 years ago

    ā€œSmile more. . . Donā€™t let them know what youā€™re against or what youā€™re for. . . "

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    mistie710  almost 4 years ago

    ā€œMy nameā€™s Talktoomuch, Miss Talktoomuch.ā€ ā€œWell youā€™d better cut down a little!ā€

    ā€œIā€™m sorry?ā€

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    jerrica.benton333  almost 4 years ago

    Constructive criticism works much better if it follows a sincere compliment about something you think the person you are criticizing has done wellā€¦

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    Trump..  almost 4 years ago

    I love this!

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    Kid Covid  almost 4 years ago

    Third panel: Talk less. Smile moreā€¦

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    JasonMerrill  almost 4 years ago

    ā€¦smile more / Donā€™t let them see what youā€™re against or what youā€™re for

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    Your Unicorn could say the same thing in a very nice way I am sureā€¦

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    craigwestlake  almost 4 years ago

    Apparently Phoebe follows the doctrine of "open mouth, insert endless tape loopā€™ā€¦

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    KiraHatfield  almost 4 years ago

    smile more?

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You Talk To Much*ā˜…* Joe Jones * (1960):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm2_6exVJuE

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    keiyakins  over 1 year ago

    Didnā€™t that show already end?

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