Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 18, 2021

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    … then let the politicians and lawyers in the moat. Those sharks will eat anything and destroy any evidence.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    I am surprised they laughed and didn’t scream in horror.

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    The ladies are never impressed with a speedo. Stuff a fanny pack with cash if action is your attraction.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    For the alligators, the Fink would be an afternoon snack.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    AH! My eyes! My eyes!

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Sequel to “The Emperor’s New Clothes”?

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Uuuhhhhh No..

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    Whatever happened to the moat monsters?

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    Piper_13 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The Fink in a speedo! a-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

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    R.R.Bedford  over 3 years ago

    Thongs for the memories, Your Royal Heinyness

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    They were punished, Fink…they got to see you in a bathing suit!

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    My eyes!!!!

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    zodismoon  over 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t he have his own private pool inside the castle?

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    alan.jessup  over 3 years ago

    Do you find something funny about my friend Biggus Dickus centurion?

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    Anyone who didn’t laugh either had no sense of humor, seriously impaired vision, or superhuman self control.

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    The Ha HA Ha! Later there’s running, screaming, bleeding and dying. We should sell tickets. Call it “Jurassic Park” Moat. Ad reads “Come and swim with the prehistoric alligators”. People will pay to do that.

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    walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago

    At least the King wasn’t going to go skinny dipping.

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    amxchester  over 3 years ago

    The guard is having a great time, armored up in the sun.

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    cactusbob333  over 3 years ago

    The king in a speedo? The emperor might as well have no clothes.

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    What is it? Did the King get a new robe?

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    stamps  over 3 years ago

    How many medieval castles actually had moats around them? And were they effective?

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    firefrost  over 3 years ago

    He gave them fair warning.

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    Solstice*1947  over 3 years ago

    Is that Little Oop laughing at the King’s shortcomings?

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Let’s see if they find it re-moat-ly funny then!

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    toasted [the champion of huzzah]  over 3 years ago

    They have an ikea beachball.

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    angelolady Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I didn’t know a speedo could make your nose bigger.

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Next thing you know, the king will start a new career as a pole dancer.

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    Swim trunks are always an option.

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