Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 16, 2021

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Bees. Not unlike the storks that bring human babies.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You put a root into virgin 
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    kgs  over 3 years ago

    tell him about the birds and the beets!

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    Safeway

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Where “baby carrots” REALLY come from should be scary to pop.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    “Well, son
not all men are the same ‘size’
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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    When a mommy vegan and a daddy vegan love each other very much
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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Baby carrots are second-grade regular carrots that have been machined down.

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    Herd of Turtles  over 3 years ago

    That kid is going to be a comedian in Vegas some day.

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    DM2860  over 3 years ago

    Ferry Morse

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    Alberta Oil  over 3 years ago

    Well.. they have this machine that takes big carrots and cuts them up into baby carrots. Not really a fun thing though for vegetables.. animals are luckier.

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    Cerabooge  over 3 years ago

    Quiet kid, daddy’s reading his porn magazine.

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    redback  over 3 years ago

    baby carrot seeds?

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    The cabbage patch


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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    my favorites come from the Das Dutchman Essenhaus kitchen

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    The produce department.

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    I thought rabbits planted the veggies, since they like veggies so much. Son, you have to ask the rabbit that question; I don’t know where he got the seeds.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Ask your Mom.

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    Hardhar  over 3 years ago

    Dad’ll probably ending up telling the kid some veggie tale.

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