Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 24, 2021

Just be glad you have TP, that has been a precious commodity in the near past.

At least it’s not sitting on the floor…

What roll did the TP play in the murder, Aunty?

Hey. I’m just grateful if there’s a roll there. I don’t care if it’s on the dispenser, if it’s put on with paper over or under the roll. Don’t care. Just want it handy when I need it. And yes, I will go ahead and put the roll on if it hasn’t been.

I’ve never understood why it’s such a problem for some individuals to simply slide the roll on…

auntie finally reached the end of her roll…? that roll looks like it’s been in use for quite a while so why she finally snapped just now is a mystery…

According to the original patent, the product is depicted “over the top.”

https://www.reviewed.com/home-outdoors/features/the-over-under-toilet-paper-debate — only one of many sites showing the patented roll. . .

Now that that’s “settled,” I still put mine on “under.” It’s not in a public space. . .

So much easier just to replace the roll of TP!:-)

Chill Auntie. Just raise the threshold of your annoyance.

Don’t squeeze the Charmin!

What?

Are you a lifer now, Aunty? Will you still do your shtick from HMP Liverpool?

If that’s all it takes to drive you over the edge, Aunty…..

Haven’t used a holder for years! The rolls live in a drawer just opposite the loo. Easy to open and take what’s needed – but impossible for the cat to take the lot . . .

My new favorite postage stamp! What?

Toilet paper going the wrong way! How could you live with Walt? He’s no Disney!!!

What?! There toilet paper there.

Looks like something a woman would do.

Eh…grounds for divorce, maybe, but not murder.

well, there’s no papering over this latest crisis…

That will do it, AA. That or someone not replacing the empty or leaving like 2 squares on the roll.

At least he replaced the roll.

Yes, we have become the “Let someone else do it” nation.

We also have baby wipes on the toilet tank. Just in case.

My wife and grandson both do this.