Endtown by Aaron Neathery for June 17, 2021

Nice job, Alan.

Alan the ever-practical. When in doubt (or panic) use brute force.

Survey: was Terrence going to say “We’re going to die!” or “We’re going to have to figure out another way into my office!” or “We’re going to have to find another safe spot!”

Who says they won’t open for an anthro?

Wasn’t that a left instead of a right?

And the door came a-tumbling down!

Alan: "You weren’t asking the right question! You should have been asking “Do I give a sh…”"

TBF, it was AN answer…

It might not be “THE” answer, but it was “AN” answer. On the plus side, at least he didn’t go through the wall while yelling “OH YEA!” at the top of his lungs.

That was hilarious! There’s no stopping Alan.

I’m glad I clicked into this one, even though the site didn’t show it as being updated, again…

Alan is not the perfect example of “calm, cool and collected” is he?

That pretty much eliminates the “safe” part.

The elephant has left the room!

When is an elephant smashing things NOT the answer?

How do you stop a charging elephant? Take away his credit cards.

Safe to say the Topsider biosuits automatically morph to fit the body, which is why our new Anthro now has a proper sized suit?

Yep, definitely NOT the answer. If Alan could take it down that quickly, it wasn’t going to stop what is following them. Now Alan is in a dead end room. I’m going to guess that he will be barreling out of there pretty soon, unless he decides that the wall on the other side of the room isn’t an obstacle either. In either case, don’t get in front of him!

I hope there’s an emergency exit or an escape pod in that room. If not, then I hope that Wally can use his dittos to quickly dig them an escape tunnel.

If that’s not the answer, then change the question.

Stampede

Why is everyone assuming there is only one way in or out of the office?Why must it be a dead end?If the topsiders used any sort of fire codes it won’t be.We already know what’s behind door number 1, they knocked it down.Door number 2 or possibly door number 3?No idea.

Why didn’t the dittos work? It’s been discussed but what is the answer?

Ok, where is the teddy bear incident again? 2011, but I missed what month and day.

I know you’ve been busy with your move to Texas and all, and I can appreciate the kind of planning and effort that such a move can take and that you’re probably still in the process of settling in but you used to post new comics exactly every three days. Now it takes much longer. What happened?

The sooner they find safety, the sooner the peacock anthro should give her tail feathers room to breathe.

Well, “safe for at least a time”… 0.1 seconds is at least a time.

Okay, so if Alan pretends the monsters are doors they might be fine.

Is the peacock a male? I thought the topsider who got mad at Wally was a female.?

Panicking anthro pachyderm provides an impromptu opening.

Well, here’s hoping Aaron isn’t sick again.