Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 21, 2022

“Shoot this thang.”

“We can’t shoot in thar. We might hit you”

Tarzan said, “Just shoot up here amongst us, one of us has got to have some relief!"

(With insincere apologies to John Eubanks and to Jerry Clower)

Oh noes. Is this the end of our hero? Do this means no more Tarzan? Noooo!

Needs St. Colon’s lucky arrow, and a million to one shot. (Guards! Guards! By Terry Pratchett)

Fly the friendly skies with Thipdar Air.

Tarzan: “No panic. Everything is OK. I’m fine. All you need to do is dig a pit…” “How will that save you?!” Tarzan: “I dunno, for some reason I always survive perilous encounters, even fatal injuries. Maybe it has something to do with comics sale…"

That’s gonna leave a scar…

If the talons were buried in his back, you mean we’re finally going to see Tarzan bleed? How many times have we seen him grapple with a cat and come away with no scratches?

Don’t get carried away too much T’zan…

They must have misplaced their spectacles. The thing is like a hundred feet long and they’re afraid of hitting Tarzan?

Tarzan’s now thinking, “Oh, great! As if I have not endured enough, yet another 500-mile journey! And this time, it is to the darkest reaches of Pellucidar!”

Tar-Gash: “Win some, lose some. Let’s get lunch.”

Wait until it’s finished eating, guys. Ape-man stuffed thiptar is delicious.

A free ride from that over-sized chicken, so much better than Uber, or Lyft!

this doesn’t sound good.

The End.

Yay!?

Tarzan is really getting carried away with this adventure.

Tarzan. He’s what’s for breakfast!