Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 16, 2023

Who “woulda trunk” it?

That’s going to give them a mammoth problem…..

What? White savage in Africa? This be unbeliefable.

Tarzan reconstruction: " 1 banana with feet was here, then another coconut joined banana that equals one tantor’

Time for Tarzan to connect with his inner savage and talk with his Tantor friends to find out where they went.

West: “Very impressive. It would be more impressive if you chased that dude and brought Betty back. Elephants are your buddies, right?”

Tarzan: “Well… they were, till one elephant got the second novel from Amazon, read the part in which the natives and I poached two elephants (chap. 15), and uploaded it to the African elephants’ FB group. Now they won’t talk with me.”

I’m getting a refund on my retainer for this guy, muttered Captain West.

Tarmangani treachery in the jungle .

Does anyone know if this is Burne Hogarth or Dan Barry’s art? Or someone else’s?

“Yeah, ha, ha, good one, now tell us what really happened…”

“And, since I’m the only white savage I know, it must have been me! But don’t worry. I’ll hunt myself down in no time.”

That’s almost as nutty as a lost city of British medieval pilgrims in a volcano with magnetic chairs and a diamond that causes catatonia.

I certainly hope that no one else steps in that turdy stuff Tantor leaves behind, especially Tarzan who wears no sandals. That perfumed hypnotic bird tweeting Demura is doing who-knows-what to poor voluptuous Betty by now! Get a move-on boys before she’s served up at the cannibal feast……. Mmmmmmm white meat good…..leg, breast, or?

“You could track a woman but not an elephant’s tracks?”

“And, no, it wasn’t me. Apparently, I’m not the only white savage in this neighborhood. Who knew?,” elaborated the Ape-man.

Capt. West: You’re white. From your lack of dress, you’re a savage. Granted, there’s no elephant in sight… but that could be a misdirection. [sticks rifle in Tarzan’s face] What have you done with my niece, you brute?