Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 18, 2023

The “institution” of insanity.

So you is waits for several centuries but can not waits for a while longer eh. Ookay then. Let we knows your highly convoluted plan of putting we to death so that we can plans and escapes.

Vindictive old Bat isn’t she? I mean really, come on Queenie! All he did was kill your Guard Kitty (not much of a guard cat if one guy can take it out), make you look bad in front of your people and not fall at your feet! Oh yeah, her panties are in a wad now!

Power corrupts, total power corrupts, totally. Just how fast are you at throwing that knife, Tarzan?

Tarzan, and Jane ?

This is a actually a twist on the Death by Boola Boola joke.

I find it refreshing to see Merala work out a nice little compromise solution like that.

Well I guess if she can’t have Tarzan, nobody can. Hopefully this is the last ancient city/civilization Tarzan and friends get trapped in. And Tarzan, give up the Tour Guide job, it’s more trouble than it’s worth.

Grab the guard’s spear and throw it into her.

Queen Merala is merciless .

I think we did all this before. The land of deja vu, or Groundhog Day.

And Zombie Tarzan will keep his word and return — and eat her brains.

Merala has lived too long to be conned by Tarzan, but I have to admit her underarms are as smooth as a baby’s backside unlike huge, stinky, smelly BO-boy, M’lunga!

See you other men have given Tarzan and me a bad name/reputation. Women don’t even trust US.

She’s willing to take his word that he’ll be her mate, but not willing to accept he’ll return? Doesn’t sound like she was serious, anyway.

Hmm. Judging by the way the headlights are on, I’m thinking Merala has a little bit of a kink for sentencing people to death. No wonder she had that big barbecue pit built…